We always thought Garrison Keillor a bit of a 'mo. Now we have some conjecture to sort of back up our half-witted theory. Via World of Wonder:

While we were blogging we got an email that went something exactly like this: "I can't obviously confirm this, but my friends who are from St. Paul for years told me that Garrison Keillor is a closet fag who used to go out to bars back in the day." Thanks, tipster, that's what we like to hear.

We're not sure if that's what we "like" to hear, but we can say it's intriguing, particularly after all the faggot feathers Keillor ruffled when he wrote that tongue-in-cheek Salon article. But, still, it doesn't really change our opinion on him: he seems kind of gay and even more irrelevant.