Boy oh boy, Elton John's jaunt to Australia has certainly been eventful.

In the first piece of Aussie related news, John apparently had some choice words for Prime Minister John Howard. When asked what he thought of Howard's less-than-stellar opinions of gay marriage, Sir John said, "Up Yours." We're assuming he meant up Howard's, not the reporter. Of course, that begs the question: up what? Howard most likely won't let it go in the butt. Although, urethra entry's really painful, so we think Howard should just bend over and take John's manhood like a man. That's just us, though...

In the second exciting sort-of news piece, Mr. John ran off stage during a Brisbane concert to "chunder". Now, we don't speak Queen's English (John, not Elizabeth), but we're assuming that means puke. Perhaps Howard took John up on his offer, eliciting some nasty side effects?