We've been so enthralled with the Foley scandal that we failed to pick up on another developing story: legendary drag queen, Flotilla DeBarge (pictured, in less incarcerated times), who famously drew the wrath of Star Jones after posing as her in an anti-fur campaign, has been arrested on assault charges.

Apparently, Ms. DeBarge was enjoying herself at popular NYC hot spot/coke haven, APT, when another customer bumped into her. Not one to take such insult, DeBarge shoved the customer in retaliation. Then, in a classic drag queen move, DeBarge took off her shoe and beat the man and his female companion with it, a barrage that ended only when security intervened.

We've never been more sorry to miss anything in our lives.