Who is it, who is it? You're killin' me! Somebody at least take a guess!

So far the guess for #1 is Anderson Cooper and Daniel Craig

and #2

Head scratcher

It's Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig.

The Boy from Oz and The Gay James Bond

Um. No. Less fantasy time more reading comprehension practice please.

1) neither Craig nor Jackman are coked-up or oversexed nor is either visiting from NY

2) neither Craig nor Jackman are TV actors and both are married.

Anderson could be the visiting NY gay in part one.

As for part two, it's one single and one married, and both on TV. So, no idea.

actually, I think No 1 refers to 1) coked-up over-sexed celeb and one non-celeb New Yorker. No idea who the celeb is ... I'm waiting for names!

vince vaughn is the coked up oversexed celeb? Just my gadar -that's all.

james franco as one of the two TV actors?

So of the potential guesses (which I've posted more fully below of people known for a television career) the most likely suspects in my mind are:

Joshua Jackson
Adam Brody
Patrick Dempsey
Justin Chambers
Eric Dane
Sendhil Ramamurthy
Anderson Cooper
Milo Ventimiglia
Adrian Pasdar (please, please, please!)
Michael C. Hall

Some potential guesses of the good, bad and the ugly - Larry David (eww), Joshua Jackson, Adam Brody, Patrick Dempsey, Justin Chambers, Eric Dane, Jesse James, Dave Chappelle, Bill Mahr, Regis Philbin, Jerry Seinfeld, Jay Leno, David Spade, Kyle MacLachlan, Dylan McDermott, Sasha Baren Cohen, Sendhil Ramamurthy (Heroes), Anderson Cooper, Brandon Routh(?), Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (?), James McAvoy(?), Joe Pantoliano(?), Milo Ventimiglia, Adrian Pasdar, Breckin Meyer, and Michael C. Hall.

Have I missed anyone? These are all I could dig up through the Vanity Fair website or WireImages.

P.S. I think Hugh has enough to handle with his "wife" and his "former assistant/producing partner" already. :-)

jeremy piven could be answer to 1&2.

i have crabs. i am on tv and i was in the movie the departed.

who am i?

who makes this shit up?

It can't be Anderson Cooper for number one, since people have speculated about his gayness quite a bit, and this individual has never been linked with men. Hopefully, it's James Franco. He is fucking hot.

i hope they made these stories up just to start blood pumpping