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— Thu, May 24, 2007 —
Gay Blind Item Madness!!
Puny Penis Edition!

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It's almost as if Gatecrasher has become the gay gossip's go-to:

Which designer and TV personality who advertises for sex online insists on hooking up with all the lights off so his tricks don't find out he's a (minor) celebrity?
Please, please, please don't be Todd Oldham. We've loved that chip toothed cutie since House of Style. The possibility that his penis doesn't live up to our adolescent fantasies may push us over the edge...

Tagged: Gay, Gossip, Sex

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No. 1
qjersey says:

Jay Manuel? (my BF did him at the bathhouse YEARS ago)
Jai Rodriguez?
Not Tim Gunn! Though he has said he never wants a relationship...so how else is he to get laid?

May 24, 2007 10:34 AM
No. 2
nystudman says:

Is Ben Widdicombe lazy or just stupid?
1) why would someone like this post on Criagslist and not Manhunt or one of the sites that actually is looked at by hot guys?
2) who hooks up w/out a full face shot?
3) who hooks up with the lights so low you can't see the person's face? wouldn't you trip on the way from the hallway to the bedroom?
4) isn't there the teensy-weensyiest possibility that someone a) posted this as a gag; 2) posted this to try to lure people by making them think they were potential star fuckers?

Can you please quit posting this moron's "blind items"? Please??

May 24, 2007 10:37 AM
No. 3
Terry says:

it's thom felicia from queer eye!
my best friend did him, and said he had a small weewee

May 24, 2007 10:42 AM
No. 4
Matt says:

Its Isaac Mizrahi. I heard this story directly from a friend who was a trick of his. He wants to pretend you're an intruder coming to rape him! No joke.

NYStudman doesn't seem to have ever hooked up in NYC!

May 24, 2007 11:03 AM
No. 5
phil says:

Nate Berkus ("Oprah")?

May 24, 2007 11:26 AM
No. 6
dan says:

ew -- who would hook up with isaac mizrahi? you'd pretty much need to keep the lights off...

May 24, 2007 11:26 AM
No. 7
nystudman says:

I've hooked up plenty, but, as they say in the Midwest, no farmer buys the cow without seeing the teets.

May 24, 2007 11:43 AM
No. 8
Allen says:

"I've hooked up plenty, but, as they say in the Midwest, no farmer buys the cow without seeing the teets."

We say that in the Midwest? I've lived here all of my life and I've NEVER heard that before.

May 24, 2007 12:08 PM
No. 9
Allen says:

"I've hooked up plenty, but, as they say in the Midwest, no farmer buys the cow without seeing the teets."

We say that in the Midwest? I've lived here all of my life and I've NEVER heard that before.

May 24, 2007 12:11 PM
No. 10
Jerry says:

My money's against Nate Berkus; he has a habit of being a serial monogamist.

Mizrahi, on the other hand...

May 24, 2007 12:45 PM
No. 11
nystudman says:

Well, I'm from a small farmtown in teh Midwest, and it's what the farmers said. Hey, maybe it was regional. anyway, it's a freaking maxim, fer crissakes. lighten up! Or, rather, let me explain: I ain't pulling out my pud for no man, lessen I see his punim.

May 24, 2007 2:46 PM
No. 12
Kamasutra Jones says:

Punim? Is that like poonanny?

May 24, 2007 3:18 PM
No. 13
cub67nyc says:

HAHAHAHA, Kama!!!

I have a very good friend who has also slept with Isaac Mizrahi, on several occasions. He never said anything about the lights being out, but that he does have a smallish one, especially considering he's at least six feet tall and has big hands and feet. But, he said he's also a very gracious host, if you know what I mean...

May 24, 2007 3:22 PM
No. 14
cub67nyc says:

HAHAHAHA, Kama!!!

I have a very good friend who has also slept with Isaac Mizrahi, on several occasions. He never said anything about the lights being out, but that he does have a smallish one, especially considering he's at least six feet tall and has big hands and feet. But, he said he's also a very gracious host, if you know what I mean...

May 24, 2007 3:23 PM
No. 15
hughman says:

doug wilson from trading spaces. already known to have small drapes.

May 24, 2007 6:38 PM
No. 16
TAJ says:

wink martindale?

i love guessing games.

May 25, 2007 12:25 AM
No. 17
spiffy says:

Gee, I guess all those studies about how penis size doesn't matter either never included gay men, or we're all liars.

May 26, 2007 5:30 AM

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