• Jessica Simpson snubs George Bush. We thought she was crazy for dumping the deliciously-kissable Nick Lachey, but now we forgive her. Says Bush spokesperson: "It's never been a problem for Bono." [Dlisted]

• Madonna's daughter Lourdes is a diva. Loving her already. [Jossip]

• The Manolo is hiring the blogger for the men's shoes. Can be found listed under "The Dream Jobs." [shoeblogs]

• Speaking of dream jobs, you could travel the globe as Diesel Jeans' Junior Lucky Bastard. Apply with that audition video you made for The Amazing Race. [Diesel]

• J-Lo to take on Dallas. The news has been floating around for a while, but it's just too good not to mention again. [Mr. Nightlife]

• Drag queen from Bulgaria makes it to the finals of The Eurovision Song Contest (comparable in scale to American Idol). These pictures are priceless. And somewhat frightening. [PAYOR]