The Joe from The Cup of Joe just sent us an email about his desperate search for Martha Stewart's The Apprentice spin-off's Dawna Stone (no relation to Patsy). Today marks the one-year anniversary of Stone's $225,000, year-long contract with the home making mogul and ex-con. You know what that means? She's out of a job.

Joe also points out that Stone's stint on the defunct NBC reality show is no where to be found on her resume. Seems a bit fishy to us. Perhaps Stewart forbade her from using her name to get a job. Or maybe Stewart has her tied up in a basement somewhere, wrapping presents made out of human skin in five easy and relatively painless steps.

Joe also directs the reader to this article, in which Ms. S derides the contestants and claims she had no role in choosing them. She says,

[W]e're getting close to which of those inappropriate contestants we are actually going to have to hire... I can't believe people behave like that. They're exhibitionists and opportunists, those kids.

Twat.