We hate to break it to you, but we may not get the joy of reading all about the ins and outs of Michael Lucas' porn empire. This morning we reported on NYDN's story that former flack Heather Fink (who once went by the name of Heather Reznor, which she trashed after leaving Lucas Entertainment) will be penning a tell-all about her porntastic tenure. Fink, however, insists that ain't the case.

In a comment posted on that story, Ms. Fink writes:

I am very sorry about the way this whole thing is being talked about. I made some jokes that were turned into something that seems a lot more serious and mean. Also, if I were to write a book about anything related to gay porn, it would be fictionalized based on my adventures in the industry- not a mean tell-all. So there's many inaccuracies in all this gossip.

As for the poop pictures- apparently that's true. Oh, Heather, you so crazy...