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— Thu, Feb 15, 2007 —

Illiterate Reader Sends Us Illiterate Message of Illiteracy

(Or: Translation, Please?)

We were just giving ourselves a little poke and came across a comment on Tuesday's Daniel Craig-related post. (For the amnesiacs out there, it seems Craig got a little grumpy with homo-journo Johann Hari after Hari complimented his body.) With regard to that post, a reader named Katie had this to say:

u lot r all fags hes da best if ya fink hes a twat ur da 1 dats needz mental help

We think we're supposed to be offended, but we're just confused.

Also, we can't help but wonder if Katie's related to homo-hating reader Randal. Remember him from our legendary post, Crazy Man Emails Us Crazy Email of Craziness? If they're not related, perhaps they're soul mates. Although it is possible they're both related and soul mates. You know how those things go...

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→ No. 1

audiored says:

from Crazy Man Emails Us Crazy Email of Craziness...

"we smell like Marc Jacobs cologne with the vaguest touch of cigarettes, coffee and sexiness."

i must put on my list of things to do 'get a sniff of the queerty boys'...

February 15, 2007 2:37 PM

→ No. 2

Brandon says:

Text message spelling = the decline of the english language

February 15, 2007 2:41 PM

→ No. 3

Ian Rahn says:

For you non-anglophone readers, the message could have read as follows if it were written in grammatically correct American English:

“You guys are all fags. He’s the best! If you think he’s an ass, you’re the one who needs mental help!”

The message is actually quite funny, if a tad off-putting! ;-) And no, I don’t agree with the, ahem, “writer.”

February 15, 2007 5:28 PM

→ No. 4

FizziekruntNT says:

Hilarious! Agreed: Brandon and Ian have it.

Text message speak in HRM's special brand of shtreet=
truly crap communications...even if I do think Daniel Craig is still hot, he does need to just shut it and carry on. He could be at the bottom of the heap waiting tables at near 40. Ya cunt.

February 15, 2007 6:10 PM

→ No. 5

robert says:

as well all know, the character of eliza doolittle is cockney, so she drops her h's. i'm really honing in on the accent.

"ello, 'ow are 'ou? would you like to go to 'artford? not stay here in this 'ell 'ole."

February 16, 2007 10:01 AM

→ No. 6

olivia says:

daniel craig is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo buff i love him soooooooooooooooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

February 19, 2007 11:11 AM

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