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— Tue, Jan 23, 2007 —
Jennifer Aniston to Get All Lesbianic With Courtney Cox
Hope To Further Hype Over-Hyped Dirt

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Courtney Cox's Dirt may not be a critical darling, but it's certainly one of the gayest shows on television. In addition to Grant Show's role as a total cocksucker, Jennifer Aniston will appear on the tabbie drama as Cox's cuntsucking rival, Page Six reports.

Quoting TV Guide's Michael Ausiello,

Aniston's character is a lesbian. What's more, she won't just mouth off to Cox's tightly wound counterpart; she's going to share a lip lock with her.
We've never been big fans of Aniston - seriously, can anyone explain to us why she's famous - but we're happy to hear that she's gonna be getting down with the ladies.

So, will we be tuning in to see the ladies' tonsil tussle? Probably not, but whatever. We did, however, come across some screen shots of Grant Show about to suck co-star Will McCormack's dick, which we've included after the jump. Sure, they're not that exciting, but it recalls our Melrose-era fantasies...

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Tagged: Courtney Cox, Gay, Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Television

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→ No. 1
Paul Raposo says:

Wow! Those two boys kissed like only two het actors uncomfortable with their roles could--badly. That scene was completely devoid of any passion whatsoever.

It's amazing that playing gay has so much cache in H'wood, yet real GLBT's get treated like shit.

January 23, 2007 9:46 AM
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Adrian says:

It really does look uncomfortable.

January 23, 2007 10:45 AM
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Chayra says:

not a fan of this show to being with and the actors do look uncomfortable!!! wouldn't be watching jennifer and courtney lip lock for sure. they're not hot for me to tuned in to watch. if Angelina plays as a lesbian chick on this show, I'd definitely tune in to watch!

January 23, 2007 11:23 AM
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Chad says:

Wow. Chayra, I am sure you had a valid point. I only wish you could communicate in complete sentences so I knew what it was.

Yes, the two awkwardly straight actors do nothing to make this scene steamy. And I have heard that this show is supposed to be very racy and edgy. I imagine it manages neither of those.

January 23, 2007 11:32 AM
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Jerry says:

No more convincing that Rick Fox as a family man pro athlete getting done up the ass by a strap-on-wielding skankazoid ho

January 23, 2007 12:17 PM
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vince says:

re: that last screen cap...

the expression on his face says either "uh, where is it?" or "omg hot cock."

the fact that i can't tell which one he's emoting means it's crappy acting. sad.

January 23, 2007 2:03 PM
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Da says:

They could easily solve this by starting to hire real GLBT actors in Hollywood.

I'm tired of them making a mockery of gay love in their drivel television. Hence why I boycott US shows with straight actors playing gay..

January 23, 2007 5:30 PM
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vince says:

it's the GLBT version of blackface.

January 23, 2007 7:46 PM
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JohnnyWicked says:

Maybe Grant should use this scene as his audition for a George Michael biopic. tee hee

January 24, 2007 1:40 AM
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Bobrrll says:

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March 31, 2007 11:03 PM
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Bobrrll says:

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March 31, 2007 11:03 PM
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Bobrrll says:

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March 31, 2007 11:03 PM

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