It's a week of change in the wild world of Michael Jackson. Not only does the scary singer have a fresh lawsuit to tackle, but now his older brother, the less talented, but just a freakish looking Jermaine, alleges that MJ may have found the Islamic light. A faithful follow of the Quar'n, JJ tells The Muslim News:

When I came back from Mecca I got him a lot of books and he asked me lots of things about my religion and I told him that it's peaceful and beautiful. He read everything and he was proud of me that I found something that would give me inner strength and peace.

I think it is most probable that Michael will convert to Islam. He could do so much, just like I am trying to do. Michael and I and the word of God, we could do so much.

(We would have posted a picture of Michael and Jermaine in their current guises, but we feared the potency of their utter freakishness would make you sterile. See? We have your best interest in mind.)