It seems the fagalicious filmmaker's got a man crush on Britney Spears' ex, Kevin Federline. Purveyors of fine bullshit news, Star Magazine definitely report that John Waters reportedly told Canadian mag, McClean's:

I'm a big fan of K-Fed...That's who I want to marry! What did he do that was so wrong? She's the idiot. She's the one who gave him the Ferrari. And he looks good whether he's all cleaned up or long-haired and sleazy.

He went so low as to actually buy Fed's album. At least Waters got the taste to keep it sealed. He tells, McLean's, "I consider it a prized possession; I haven't even taken it out of the wrapper." Good thing, too, considering its DOA status.