All is not well in the House of Madge. MSNBC reports that director hubbie Guy Ritchie's not so keen on her new plan to steal adopt every last baby in Malawi. A friend allegedly told British rag, The People:

She drove the whole adoption process on from start to finish and Guy was left trailing in her slipstream just nodding and going along with things...Guy doesn’t want to go through all the media attention again which he hates. Although he loves little David [Banda, the African boy the couple adopted] as his own, he thinks they should be both concentrating on their own relationship at this time, not adding a new one.

We'd like to say a few things about this quote. One, when has Ritchie not trailed behind Madonna? Two, Ritchie's superstar wife could fart and make the front page, so if he hates all the media attention, he really shouldn't have married her. Third, if Ritchie puts a stop to Madonna's Malawi adventure, young David's the luckiest not-so orphan in the world. If Ritchie fails, well, then he's going to have to settle for being one of the luckiest not-so orphans in the world.

Sorry, kid, life's tough.

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