We've never been big fans of The Today Show. We're not very good with phony niceties so early in the morning - we leave that for the afternoon and our beloved Tyra. Our friend Jordy from virtual matter, on the other hand: he loves The Today Show. Or, at least, he loves it when View-refugee Meredith Vieira has a little girl talk with the one and only Madonna. He loves it so much, in fact, that he went through the trouble of recording and subsequently posting said conversation.

If you're at all interested (or in the need of a good nap), you should head on over and watch Vieira and Madge have a totally unenergetic, unremarkable chat on Madonna's new movie, Rosie O'Donnell, the parapazzi, Britney Spears and, yes, little David Banda.

Among the more intriguing bits comes in the form of...well, hmmm...this is a headscratcher. Maybe when Madonna says she doesn't like waking up early in the morning. Or perhaps when she stifles a yawn. Okay, it may be on the most boring interviews in the history of the world. We were on the verge of a coma until a Madge-crazed Cybill Shepherd flew from the shadows like some magical coke fairy. But, like all coke fairies, her high didn't last. Sigh...