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— Thu, Oct 12, 2006 —
Michael Jackson Tramps It Up in Heels
At Least He's Not Molesting Children...

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Sure, we may love the Mark Foley scandal story, but we really love a good Michael Jackon's a big fucking weirdo story.

It seems Jackson's not content being known for his astonishing talent, alleged penchant for little boys, and keeping his children under black veils, now he's adding cross-dresser to his list of tabloid-ready insanity.

We've got nothing against cross-dressing, of course. We've been known to put on a pair of heels and march around with the best of them (one of the Queerty boys once performed "My Heart Belongs To Daddy" in a red-leather dress under his drag identity, Steamy Puddles), but Jackson really should have put a little more thought into this one. Unless, of course, he wants the entire world to continue making fun of him, which at this point must be getting a little old. Although, maybe he's into being punished and all that.

If that's the case, he probably has a huge erection right now. (Ew, did we really just make a reference to Michael Jackson's erect penis? We need to take a shower...)

Comments


No. 1
logan76723 says:

I dont think it comes as a surprise to anyone that Michael had gender issues. It is surprising though that Queerty would publish a doublespeak response: we dont take issue with cross dressing, but dude, take off those shoes before someone makes fun of you! ... unless you *like* that... HAR HAR....

October 12, 2006 11:45 AM
No. 2
William says:

This is not MICHAEL JACKSON, it is a joke done by someone else, it is not the first time someone has done this, his legs are wider than that and his hand are bigger and his nose is a different shape.

October 12, 2006 11:59 AM
No. 3
marcela says:

Michael Jackson and a dog? Give me a fucking break.

October 12, 2006 12:16 PM
No. 4
candi says:

Highlarious...but not Michael.

October 12, 2006 12:50 PM
No. 5
John Lucas says:

It's him. There is no doubt what-so-ever. Just look at the chin, nose and hands.

He's been coming out for several years. Why live in denial about it?

October 12, 2006 2:06 PM
No. 6
mr. magoo says:

it looks more like katie holmes than mj. and logan i agree with you completely, sometimes i wonder why i even read this site.

October 12, 2006 3:46 PM
No. 7
Penny Woods [TypeKey Profile Page] says:

No, it is not Michael Jackson. The Daily News retracted its story and pictures on whoever that is in heels.

October 12, 2006 3:49 PM
No. 8
joey says:

I knew somebody on the staff was a drag queen!!

October 12, 2006 4:09 PM
No. 9
meriah says:

are you stuck on stupid, that is not mj! you really need to leave him alone.

October 12, 2006 4:29 PM
No. 10
Zabi says:

The nose in the picture tells everything, it is michael

October 13, 2006 4:09 AM
No. 11
farah says:

dont say shit about my man who is not a werirdo these days ?

October 13, 2006 4:46 AM
No. 12
Emily says:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It makes me laugh that some of you think it is Michael. It's even more stupid that you actually care what he does with his OWN life!

October 13, 2006 8:50 AM
No. 13
Jeff [TypeKey Profile Page] says:

"and his nose is a different shape."

Which one?

October 13, 2006 9:30 AM
No. 14
fredy says:

michaeljackson is the king of pop.whether on a pair of heels or on a space suit.we still love u michael.cant wait 4 ur new album comin out in 2007.

October 13, 2006 9:44 AM
No. 15
Mandy says:

Prince? Oh, sorry. This is allegedly Wacko Jacko, not His Royal Weirdness...... The heels, of course, threw me off!! Nice a$$ though, whoever it's supposed to be.

October 13, 2006 5:22 PM
No. 16
Candy says:

This person in this picture is not MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!
Just look at it. Has anyone on this site ever looked at him. He doesn't have all those curves and look at the nose. His nose is much more pointed and his hands are a lot bigger. Plus, he wouldn't even have one of his kids out without a scarf on its face. And also, WHERE ARE THE BODYGUARDS? You all really think that michael would go out without some kind of guards. Michael also has a square chin, not a round chin, it is obviusly not him. IT'S AN IMPERSONATOR, and it's not really all that funny to me. It's just stupid.

October 13, 2006 8:01 PM
No. 17
CG says:

LOL..Thats not MJ, the obvious 'bits' is missing.. Oh wait, let me guess people are going to say he had a sex change now.. LOL give him a break. Hasn't he been through enough

October 14, 2006 11:32 PM
No. 18
kitty says:

its not even michael everyone its a model but i have forgoten her name lol anyway if you are a fan of mike please add me kitty@kittylaurence

October 15, 2006 4:02 PM
No. 19
Jessica says:

exuse me but, this is a gossip news, do you actually believe it. Wow people are stupid. Michael Jackson is not stupid enough to walk around in womens clothing in broad day light, after everything against him. And very convicing, that doesn't even look like Michael.

October 16, 2006 10:46 AM
No. 20
deggie says:

Miss Michael Jackson was dressing as a woman in Bahrain, and there is no reason to think she did it by mistake. Her paid mouthpiece is spinning damage control but it's too late. Miss Michael has been caught again.

October 16, 2006 7:41 PM
No. 21
Sir Tony says:

IM look for no-string adult fun with a woman or a couple (any race or
colour). Sorry I cant accommodate. On the O2 2428 chat room; my nick
name is "nakedblkstud".

Most weekends, I go to St.Osyth's Nudist beach on my motorbike.

October 23, 2006 6:25 PM
No. 22
tigger says:

I am so glad that there are some people who can actually tell what Michael looks likes and try to guess that the person in the picture is actually him. I mean please, good googlie-mooglie!!(a word I made up). If you can't do any better than that then maybe some of you need glasses. PEACE OUT TO ALL FELLOW MJ FANS, I know you're still out there.

April 10, 2007 7:48 PM

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