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whoa. all the gay drama. i don't even think you could fit it all in Michael Lucas' collagen enhanced lips. he looks like he's on his way to Amanda Lepore territory. Poor Owen. All he wants is the right to show some hardcore fisting of his own design! Let him fist! Let him fist!

Now, be fair to Michael, boys, most of those lips are actually his from DNA, not collagen. He's had them since he was three.

What? Feuds in Pornoland? Well, I spoke to my lesbian Rabbi (Rabba?) who once went on a date with a star of Latvian dominatrix films, and both agree that the only way to bring piece (sic) is to send in Reichen. He's pretty much exhausted his soft porn options (how many times can you cover your petey in wet seaweed or hide it all behind an American flag?), so fulfilling his destiny as World's Most Famous Bottom must be next. After all, his "acting" career seems to have hit a wall. His total number of dialogue lines from all of his recorded work, from his Shakespearean read of "Can I borrow the sugar?" on "Frazier" to his scene in "Ethan Greene" that ended up on the proverbial editing room floor, couldn't come to more than ten, though his butt-in-lycra spoke volumes as Mimi admired it on "The Drew Carey Show." fishbowl.com isn't likely to ask him back after he dumped them for QTV which tanked in what apparently was the biggest money scandal in LGBT media history. He even lost his house.

And as the truth about his pathetically exaggerated claims of being sexually assaulted at the Air Force Academy (imagine the musical version, "Reichen on the Roof": "Getting to blow you; getting to blow all about you. Getting to rim you; hoping that you rim me....") continues to get out, his book sales are likely to drop off.

Wait. This just in: Lance apparently hasn't 86ed him yet (admit it, you want me to go there but I won't). So maybe he'll be able to avoid having to finally show the half-full Monty. Save your allowance, boy. Save your allowance.

Michael Lucas: A short cheap version of George Hamilton that sounds like Zsa Zsa Gabor when he speaks. I have seen him in one or two videos his sex appeal totally escapes me. His dick looks like it was stuck in a pencil sharpener.

Am I just imagining this, or was there, in Fall 2005, a well-received interview with Michael Lucas that appeared on Queerty and contributed if even in small part to the site's winning an award?

Am I just imagining this, or was there, in Fall 2005, a well-received interview with Michael Lucas that appeared on Queerty and contributed if even in small part to the site's winning an award?

Gee, WHO isn't Michael Lucas feuding with these days? Is he so insecure about his own studio's work that he has to try to shut out a little company like Dark Alley?

No wonder I prefer my West Coast porn.

I dont think our company is all that little anymore, but thanks for the sympathy. You left out one detail: Matthew Bank gladly accepted 10,000 dollars worth of advertising from Dark Alley this summer, for our major release "The Show." (www.theshowxxx.com) Despite this, they still kicked us out of their expo. But, you know, whatever. This was good reporting!

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I've just been hanging out doing nothing. I've basically been doing nothing worth mentioning. Shrug. Pretty much not much exciting happening today. Today was a complete loss.

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