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— Tue, Nov 21, 2006 —
More Madonna Maternal Malawi Mining?
May Face Battle With Aussie Missionaries (How Appropriate)

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With the first flurry of African Baby controversy all but forgotten, Madonna's allegedly going back for seconds. According to The Sun Madonna is not content with the one Malawian baby and has her eyes on another little tot, Jessica. Unfortunately for her, however, she's got a little competition. The Sun reports:

Madonna has lodged her intention to adopt the girl with the minister and made a follow-up visit to Jessica.

The singer — married to movie director Guy Ritchie — has already admitted she is desperate to adopt a Malawian girl. She told a relative: “I saw this child from the village with questioning dark eyes and the saddest smile. I thought, ‘She looks just like me’. I told Guy, ‘We must give this child a home, too’.”

Aussie missionaries Angela Wilmot, 34, and hubby John, 42, hope they will beat the singer in the race to get the papers signed.

Angela said: “We were already in the process of adopting Jessica and we hope we will be successful."


Yikes, Angela's a brave woman. We certainly wouldn't try to take on Madonna. While there have been no confirmed reports, we hear that she turns into a fire-breathing dragon when pissed off, especially when people are trying to snatch a baby from her charitable - and buff - arms.

Not only that, when she's done burning you to a crisp, she takes the ashes and bones of bit and muck into her scaley hand, squeezes real right and produces a diamond, which she promptly flushes down the toilet. You see, Madonna's so powerful that she can ruin your life, turn you into a precious stone and discard you like a dirty tampon.

Godspeed, Angela and John. Godspeed...

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No. 1
didier says:

Press has decided to kill Madonna and this story is the final stage of this abjection. Madonna is destroyed for her acts of love and compassion. It is very very sad.

November 21, 2006 11:40 PM

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