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— Thu, Nov 30, 2006 —
Rosie Wants Brit's Twat...
...Covered in Frilly, Delicate Lace

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Britney Spears may be joining Rosie O'Donnell and the gang on their patented Philadelphia vacaction.

Well, not really, but O'Donnell made clear that she'd rather have the clit-showing pop-star living with her and Kelli than hanging out with those wild ubangis, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

On yesterday's view, O'Donnell implored Britney, "I'd like to invite Britney to live with me and Kelli and the kids." Harnessing years of investigative journalism, Babs Walters asked what may be the most important question of the year: "Are you gonna get her to wear underwear?"

After distorting her face into what can only be described as a look of erotic horror, O'Donnell cries, "I want to beg Victoria Secret to supply these three women with an unlimited amount of underwear. Victoria, I'm begging you, they need to be kept a secret down there." Then Rosie can put on her mystery solving gloves and crack the case of the young - yet severely overused - vagina.

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No. 1
SteveS says:

Then Rosie can put on her mystery solving gloves and crack the case of the young - yet severely overused - vagina.

This article is frustrating for me to read. I've seen it at the Huffington post (although not quite so explicit), and at gay message boards and other places and the comments it generates from conservatives AND liberals alike is dismaying.

The young girls are acting like tramps, and Britney happens to be a mother. Rosie made a comment about needing to adhere to family values.

Imagine that, of them all, it's the gay one who is the most family oriented, YET from everybody who has two cents to offer, Rosie is portrayed as a sexual predator.

It's dismaying.

November 30, 2006 10:45 AM
No. 2
Ryan says:

LOL Rosie's suggestion is a great one. Victoria Secret is bound to get a lot of advertisement that way... it's not as if any of those three are known for covering up well!

November 30, 2006 1:45 PM
No. 3
Angel Elf says:

Rosie gets her nickers damp just thinking about that nice young cooter. Bulldagger heaven.

December 4, 2006 10:43 AM

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