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— Wed, Jan 10, 2007 —
There's Only One Word To Describe This Picture
We'll Let You Choose...

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Hordes of media whores turned out last night to celebrate the release of Michael Musto's new collection, La Dolce Musto. We were meant to attend the Rosie Perez/Perez Hilton hosted party (Why them? Some publicist probably thought the whole Perez thing clever), but we decided to lay low. Okay, okay, we've got no less than five restraining orders and couldn't get within 100 feet.

We did, however, come across this picture of Hilton, Ms. Joan Rivers and the guest of honor and can't help but wonder: "Where's the fourth horseman?"

(It's worth mentioning that WireImage listed Hilton as an "unknown guest", nor did they give him credit for hosting the party. That must sting. Don't worry, we get the same treatment. Well, actually, they usually just pull a little photoshop disappearing act.)

Oh, and we mean it: what's the one word that describes this picture?

Read our interview with Musto or face the sting of 1000 limp-wristed slaps.

Comments


No. 1
gaycurmudgeon says:

Two fags and a fag hag.

January 10, 2007 11:29 AM
No. 2
Lamb Cannon says:

self-indulgent? creepy? facelifted? parasitic? i give up

January 10, 2007 11:40 AM
No. 3
haha says:

fag-a-licious!

January 10, 2007 12:08 PM
No. 4
jack e jett says:

Dream.......Grlz

it is sad to see that joan rivers has gone blind.
it is great to see michael wearing the puffy shirt from
seinfeld.
perez is looking more and more like paris everyday.

am i bitter that i didn't get invited.

hell yes. no one understands my importance of being at the very bottom of the gay entertainer food chain.
we low life scum bag homos, keep these folks higher on the pedastal.

love is the only answer

jack jett

January 10, 2007 12:40 PM
No. 5
Matt Nasser says:

myopia

January 10, 2007 12:41 PM
No. 6
ggreen says:

The team of Heathers that bring you this “blog” don’t have the combined prestige to get invited to the opening of an envelope (let alone a high class soiree such as this).

January 10, 2007 12:46 PM
No. 7
alan brickman says:

THE MYTH OF "GAYS HAVE GREAT FASHION "SENSE BITES THE DUST ONCE AGAIN.....

January 10, 2007 12:59 PM
No. 8
Stan Stats says:

faccia brutta

January 10, 2007 1:47 PM
No. 9
Gregoire says:

A screenshot of Michael Musto in 'Pirates of the Caribbean 3: Curse of the Plastic-Face Merqueen"

January 10, 2007 2:18 PM
No. 10
poodle says:

arrghh!

they're trying to eat me!

January 10, 2007 4:02 PM
No. 11
Q Project says:

jack e jett says:
Dream.......Grlz
it is sad to see that joan rivers has gone blind.

hehe jack e you crack me up.

and perez looks chunky yet cute.

January 10, 2007 7:25 PM
No. 12
akaison says:

the gods, they must be fags?

January 10, 2007 7:45 PM
No. 13
Alan says:

The Whores Of Babble-On

January 10, 2007 8:24 PM

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