



The idea that someone would be tempted into homosexuality after watching Elton John perform goes beyond the realm of the absurd. It's ludicrous. John's a miracle of musician, but girl ain't looking so cute these days. Still, that's what Philip Isaac, Archdeacon of Trinidad and Tobago, fears will happen if John's permitted to perform at the Plymouth Jazz Festival.
As we reported yesterday, Isaac and like-minded citizens are protesting the sissie super star's appearance at the event. Issac insists:
The artiste is one of God's children and while his lifestyle is questionable he needs to be ministered unto. His visit to the island can open the country to be tempted towards pursuing his lifestyle.As part of his efforts, Isaac's rehashing an archaic law which forbids out gays from entering Tobago. Legal types, however, seem dubious. Lawyer Anand Ramlogan can't find a record of the law ever being enforced and insists there's no legislative ban on homosexuality.
The weak legal foundation undoubtedly pleases Plymouth organizer, Anthony Maharaj. Maharaj remarks of the controversy:
Elton John is coming as what he is, one of the world greatest performers. His band has performed in every country around the world. In Christian countries like Rome [sic] there has never been an objection. He is not coming here to preach about what lifestyle people should have. This country should be honoured to have Sir Elton John perform in Tobago.Fuck, any country should be honored to have John perform there. We'd be honored just to be on the same continent as Mr. J.
Elton John concert will corrupt Tobago, Archdeacon claims [The Independent]
This country seems to scam you any which way they can. From a Tobago tourism site:
When leaving Tobago there is a departure tax of TT$ 100.00 or US$17.00. This only applies if you have stayed in Tobago more than 24 hours.
Perhaps Elton can hop on the computer and forge a Honored Heterosexual Membership Card or perhaps just a Provisional Heterosexual Membership will do.
Hey,
I'm a Christian too, but even I get tired of the whiney right winged anti gay sentiments. It's like they feel they have to even the score for the pedophilic priests that got nailed ( in more ways than one....hehehehe >:p.......
C'mon. Admit it.....you lost, you bigot! If you'd leave well enough alone instead of whining and bitchin' about all the queers around you, we'd still be living our lives in peace. But no, you have to open your overly cavernous mouths and start some shit. Well, it's hitting the fan all over the world, and you're about to get some it flung back into your own homophobic faces. Only difference is, it's NOT going to go away. You started all this bullshit and now you're going to get it back....one shovel full at a time, and it's NOT going to go away until we've won.
I'm beginning to think that global warming isn't from pollution, but from all the hot air these homophobic bastards are spouting. In other words, "Go fuck yourselves, you moronic, emotionally crippled assholes."
C.J.