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— Mon, Nov 20, 2006 —
TomKat Honeymoon Defies Reality
Will Catatonic Katie Get Two Dicks, Or None?
Well, this weekend Katie Holmes went through with the big deed, namely allowing Tom Cruise and his scientologist cronies to remove her brain, thus paving the way for the final stage of their staged love affair.
Why do we say "staged"? Aside from all persistent rumors about Mr. Cruise's sexuality, consider this:
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes jetted out of Rome for their honeymoon in the Maldives yesterday, accompanied by the best man... senior Scientologist David Miscavige...
Poor Katie. Not only does she lose her mental faculties, she doesn't even get any dick on her wedding night. Unless, of course, they're going to get down on some double-penetration action. Either way, we feel bad for her.
"Cruise's best man accompanies on honeymoon" [Monsters and Critics]
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Maldives in the Indian Ocean, so they say...
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hello, I think they are a wonderful couple, Tom and Katie... best wishes...