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— Thu, Jun 22, 2006 —
'Very Heterosexual'

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Football star Michael Strahan (pictured at left) has once again been painted as a big homo by his bitter ex-wife, who continues to spread rumors that he is bagging TV Doctor Ian Smith (pictured at right). And now the two handsome young men have gotten serious about denying the rumors: They've contacted the New York Post!

Dr. Smith, who apparently has yet to find the cure for his particular variety of gayface, was happy that the following statement appeared in print so he could giggle to himself while saying, "Michael Strahan is very heterosexual, and I am very heterosexual."

HINT JINT HIT 'SACK' WITH DOC PAL [NY Post via Rod 2.0]

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No. 1
Jonathon says:

Why are they protesting? They make a cute couple.

June 22, 2006 4:36 PM
No. 2
Johnny says:

They do make a cute couple! So just come out already, or wait and do it on The View in September...Funny thing, when you click to the article in the NYP there is an add for Stone Mountain Georgia billing it as a family vacation destination...then on the bottom of the ad you see the following two headlines..."Free Coke All Day!" and "Save 100 dollars!"...smirk

June 22, 2006 11:10 PM
No. 3
noah says:

Strahan's wife is on the attack. Strahan caught her transferring $3 million dollars from their joint account into her secret account. She found out that he had cheated on her with two women and spent a few thousand dollars on them. He got mad at her for spending $95,000 on clothes for their toddler(!).

This is just another example of the War of the Roses style divorce that all multimillionares go through.

June 23, 2006 12:58 PM

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