



Get that noggin' churnin' kids:
Which pop megastar celebrated his visit to nyc last week with an east Village gogo dancer and gay-for-pay rent boy? "he was fat, completely hairless and doesn't really like being touched," says the young gentleman.Did he try to shake him off, we wonder?
Gatecrasher [NYDN]
saw elton john in the gallery district on saturday, and he fits the bill.
yawn. no brainer. obviously Sir Elton. Story sounds completely bogus.
total elton. gross, but no surprise.
Well, it sounds more obviously like Boy George. But doesn't he live in NY? Does that rule him out?
My guess is John Meyer. He is chubby and besides his head of hair up top, he looks like he would be totally smooth. I doubt Elton takes that kind of time on his body anymore.
It's Elton. I believe he's even been quoted about having no body hair whatsoever. And he was in NYC for his 6oth bday and MSG gig, no?