



We're not big fans of Howard Stern, but we're wishing we had listened this morning when the shocker jock hosted Rod Stewart's alliteratively-minded son, Sean (pictured crossing his heart?). Why? We'll let our reader's tip speak for itself:
This morning Sean Stewart, Rod Stewarts' son, claimed that a famous older singer made advances on him in rehab. Howard bleeped the name but was wondering if you knew anything or if others had mentioned this.We asked for the center's name and just received this note:
It's in Malibu. He was talking about the blowjobs he got in rehab from women. Then he mentioned that he and this singer were on the beach at rehab and the older guy offered to put suntan lotion on him, then was massaging him, then tried to jerk him off. He mentioned that it was Promises because Howard asked him how he was on the beach in rehab.Hmm, we only know of one recently rehabbed singer and his name's Robbie Williams. Of course, it could be Keith Urban, too. He went to rehab. He sings. But, that's all we got. If only we hadn't thrown out our US Weekly rehab guide! Or was it Star? We're too drug-addled to remember...
Anyone out want to take a stab?
How old is "older"?
Would it be sour grapes in the face of the fact that this kid is beautiful, comes from money, has a celeb father and a jetset lifestyle, yet I find joy in the fact that he's a junkie having to go into rehab to clean up? Would it be catty to laugh about that?
His Dad!
Maybe you should have done you're research a little better. Robbie Williams wasn't at rehab on a beach in Malibu. He was in Arizona desert - hardly a beach, or?
And do you really think someone at 33 would be described as an famous "older" singer.
Sorry guys, but I think you're a bit embarrassing.
Nice way to get some promo for his new show (Sons of Hollywood, I think it's called). The ads look like it's a show about boy Paris Hiltons.
Yes 33 would be considered older. I remember years ago chatting up a 23 year old who referred to someone 30 as ancient.
Did anybody notice Robbie Williams in the audience at last night's Dancing With The Stars? How gay is that?
I'm sorry to spoil anything for you, but Robbie isn't gay. He is really a nice and sexy man, but he's never going to be mine or yours...
And Alan, so all the men in the audience were gay. Well, that's an interesting conclusion. Keep on dreaming, hihi.
As a loyal Stern listener, I fell I should add a little context here. Right after the name was dumped out of, Artie Lange said that this was the funniest thing he ever heard, and that his mother would be crushed by this news. A 60-ish traditional Italian-American housewife doesn't give a rat's ass about Mr. Williams. Not too much later, when someone was talking about their girlfriend, Artie remarked, "Would you call her your Calendar Girl?", emphasizing the Calendar Girl part. Neil Sedaka seems to be the guy to me, but of course there's no conformation for this.
Confirmation, rather.
Robbie Williams didn't go to Promises and neither did Keith Urban...get better guesses!
Can't believe I'm arsed to even comment on this but... I think Eddie Van Halen went into rehab recently. I have no idea where...
Keith Urban was in Betty Ford . That rules him out.
I didn't know Rod Stewart had such a good looking son.
HE'S NOT GOOD LOOKING! (Just my personal opinion of course.) I just watched the show for the first time. Any attractive attributes that he might have had were dashed in my eyes because of his lack of 'fun' party behavior. I'm loud and out of control too, but he fails miserably in behaving like a true rockstar (if thats what he's going for). True craziness has to be met with a little class to genuinely be sexy. he didn't even know what 'impeccable' meant...come on people! anyhow, I never post on boards or whatever this is, I just felt I had to throw my two cents in. thanks for letting me get it off my chest.