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— Wed, Nov 15, 2006 —
You Can't Say He Didn't Warn You
You Can Say, However, That He's a Douche

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While we're making fun of pseudo-celebrities, we'd like to direct your attention to this nonsensical scrawling courtesy Us Weekly. It seems Kevin Federline's got a very special message for soon-to-be ex-wife, Britney Spears. Heartwarming, no?

We find this last line of this communiqué particularly interesting: "Fuck a wife give me my kids [sic] Bitch". What the fuck does that even mean?

And yes, ladies, you'd better watch out. K-Fed's on the loose and so are his sperm. Cross your legs, avoid eye contact and whatever you do, don't attend one of his concerts. Oh, right...

"K-Fed Communicates With Britney Through Shower Door" [Us Weekly]
Tagged: Britney Spears, Gossip

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→ No. 1
Cian says:

This just scares me! :O All Thug-Lovin, Bad Gurls beware

November 15, 2006 1:59 PM
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sandalus says:

This guy is such a loser..... am so glad that Brit is so over him

November 15, 2006 2:08 PM
→ No. 3
lucy says:

You can tell by the handwriting the Fed-Ex must have gone to Princeton! Uneducated babble.. Just goes to show what money cant buy! Brit should give him enough money to launch himself into space, and to take his music rubbish with him.

November 16, 2006 3:02 AM
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kevin says:

Britney was too good for Kevin she should have left him a long time ago.

February 17, 2007 10:53 PM
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