It's been a while since our last installment of Yeah, Spray It! - our attempt to archive as much homo-related graffiti as humanly possible. There are two reasons for this: one, we never go out and when we do, we frequently forget our camera. The second reason is that you kids haven't been fulfilling your end of the deal - you know, the deal that we made without consulting you. So, really, it's more of a directive...

Luckily, we came across this loverly advice in a New York City bathroom. We've been sitting on it for about two weeks, waiting for the perfect time to spring it, so to speak. In light of that last post, we think the time is now.

So boys, if you do one thing this weekend, use that cock of yours. Whether it's for screwing, pissing or some sort of side act, make sure it's employed in some aspect of your life.

As for you ladies, use that beautiful vagina of yours for, you know, whatever it is that one does with a vagina.

We've been disappointed with the response to Yeah, Spray It! - the Gay Speak spin-off in which we ask you, our ever-so-social readers, to snap some shots of homo-scrawlings and send them our way.

We're chained to our desks, so we rely on you guys to keep us abreast on all the new and interesting vandalism floating (or, rather, stuck) around. Thankfully, a reader named Jack The Adriatic sent us this picture.

From what we gather, some jerk off wrote "too many fags" on a Milwaukee bathroom wall, to which someone responded, "I have sex with unwilling homophobic straight men like this guy. Does that make me gay?!"

Hmm, that's a good question. We vote yes. Although, you could just be a sexual avenger, but still probably gay. You're also a rapist. And you've confused us with the use of both a question mark and an exclamation point. Considering your statement's both a confession and a form of tacit self-examination, we think you may also be some sort of linguistic revolutionary. We're undecided on that one...

Thanks for the submission, Jack The Adriatic (what the hell's that mean, anyway?). As for the rest of you: please don't let us down. Our gay hearts can't take it.

• "Zhang Beichuan, professor at the Qingdao University medical school and renowned AIDS treatment and prevention expert said among the 30 million homosexuals in China, two thirds of them are men, who are considered to be the most vulnerable group to transmission of the HIV virus." [China Daily]

• "...[T]he couple has become emblematic of a segment of the population growing noticeably bolder recently: those eager to shed Chile's questionable label as the most culturally conservative country in Latin America." [MSNBC]

• "Trash Anderson’s God Save the Queen poster alludes to the endangered species of French culture and national heritage, namely to the popular night club Queen, which is more like a living symbol of gay underground culture in France—one that is threatened to be closed down and bought by foreign capital investment." [NY Arts Magazine]

• "Its cast of emotionally distressed characters includes two gay teenagers, Martin and Shawn, whose difficult life situations complicate their struggle to come to terms with their gay identities." [AfterElton]

• "When someone in the crowd of about 50 people asked about the legitimacy of outing closeted elected officials who actively work against gay rights -- as McGreevey did when he opposed same-sex marriage -- the former governor told the crowd it would be more effective to "go and talk to those officials who are closeted. Tell them that you are going to survive the other side of the divide."" [The New York Observer]

• "Barbara Walters: Freebasing." [Best Week Ever]

We were just taking down a trip down memory lane and got to thinking about Gay Speak. Remember Gay Speak, our mission to chronicle all the gay-inspired vernacular we love so much? Well, it turns out Gay Speak's got a more visually-minded cousin: Yeah, Spray It!

Above you see a pretty timid variation of Yeah, Spray It!: those sometimes nice, sometimes - er - not so no nice graffiti aimed at the gays. So, we have a mission for you: we want you guys (and gals, as well) to take as many photos of gay-inspired graffiti and send them our way.

Yeah, it's a bit of a tough one, but we know a lot of you guys have cameras, stalk the streets and generally loiter in shady places, so we've got high hopes. We'll do the same (that is, next time we're allowed out of the house).

Oh and if you're wondering why we posted the picture above, it's because we have a friend named Justin. He likes boys. Thus, it's funny 'cause it's true.

In the aftermath of the 100,000-plus signatures collected to boot WorldPride 2006 from Jersualem and the ensuing rumors that WorldPride had, indeed, been pushed to Tel Aviv comes this evidence that not all hope is lost in keeping the gay pride celebration in the holy city. Not that defacing public propertly should be encouraged. A couple more instances, after the jump.

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