All is not completely blissful in Madonna-land, according to her father-in-law, John Ritchie. Queen Madge and husband Guy Ritchie have allegedly been feuding, but have gone to Los Angeles to patch things up, since it is such a notoriously peaceful town. The elder Ritchie notes that they will probably stay together because of the children if for no other reason. Aw, just like our parents. That is so romantic.

We know you love Madonna, but we still feel a bit guilty about propagating this trashy piece of gossip, even if the source is the AP. We really just wanted to post this photo, which we find hilarious.

Madonna Marriage May Have Had Bumpy Period [AP]

• A Paula Abdul dating show sounds like the perfect televised train wreck we've been waiting for. If there is a God, her dating pool will be filled exclusively with American Idol rejects. [Zap2it]

• The DGA hearts Ang Lee. We'll soon find out how much the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sceinces loves Lee and Brobeback. Oscar noms are out tomorrow. [BBC]

• China does not heart Brokeback Mountain. [BBC]

• A gay Colombian man, currently in Orlando, wants the U.S. to grant him political asylum because of increased homophobia in his native country. But is landing yourself in a state run by George Bush's bro really a step in the right direction? [Miami Herald]

• Guy Ritchie will be best man at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's wedding. We would be super-happy fags if Madonna somehow ends up godmother to the most beautiful baby in the world. [Digital Spy]

•Our fearless gay leader David Hauslaib of Jossip fame will be performing at the all blogger talent show WYSIWYG tonight. The blogerati will be out in full force for his debut.

•Disco Bloodbath author, club kid extraordinaire, and FOQ (Friend of Queerty) James St. James sent us a little note to help promote the fact that he will be featured on this week’s episode of America’s Next Top Model. OMG. We are so jealous happy of for him.

•After forgetting her name we hope Madonna pulls a Kathy Griffin on Guy.

•Be sure to catch Todd Oldham's new show Handmade Modern, where the designer makes "accessories and furnishings using the colorful and practical ideas inspired by mid-century modern design." We really just want to see the guest stars: Elizabeth Berkley, Joan Jett, Susan Sarandon, and Amy Sedaris.

•Lil' Kim's album drops today. It is unlikely she makes the launch party.

•Italy’s current Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi will most likely face Romano Prodi in next year’s elections. Prodi has now revealed that, if elected, he would legalize same-sex marriage in a country wherein every home hangs a life-size portrait of the Pope. We might just consider moving to Milan to vote for our man Prodi. If he loses, we can always go shopping for shoes.

•Make your voice heard! Tell California's one time gay-for-pay boy toy, um, we mean, Governor not to veto that state's same-sex marriage bill.

•Madge's movie curse has now officially infected her husband. We thought Swept Away was bad, but critics are slamming Guy Ritchie's new film, Revolver. This might finally force him to come to terms with the only thing we've ever believed him to be: Madonna's bitch.

•Thank God. Cheeseheads get their Naked Boys Singing back.

•92% of Fortune 500 companies protect their gay and lesbian employees from discrimination. The heads of the remaining 8% are currently living in the 19th Century endorsing child labor and forcing their “coloreds” to pick cotton out on their plantation.

•Is South Beach dangerous for gays? Not with our new hero Super-Shaq!