• Jody Watley loves the gays so much that she sang a little diddy at the White Party. Unfortunately, the majority of attendants were far too fucked up to remember the words to "Looking for a New Love". They confused it with Huey Lewis' "I Want A New Drug." Simple mistake, really. [virtual matter]

• Mitt Romney may live in Massachusetts, but he's giving the majority of his political dough to other GOP groups. Needless to say, the Massachusetts Republican party ain't pleased. See, Mitt? Just because you hate homos, doesn't mean the party will love you. [Boston Herald]

• South Africa's National Council of Provinces votes on gay marriage tomorrow. Considering they only have a few days before a court-ordered deadline, it'll probably pass. Then Thabo Mbeki can sign it and South Africa's constitution will continue its reign as the most progressive constitution in the world. Yay! [365 Gay]

• Lindsay Lohan claims Paris Hilton hit her without just cause. She goes on to say, "I'm sorry for everyone who thinks I’m crazy but I’m just trying to act." We're sorry we have no choice but to think you're crazy, Lilo. Seriously, we really are... [dlisted]

• With an article on Zac Posen president Barry Miguel, his real estate agent boyfriend, David Strah, and their adopted children, The New York Times proves that gays are better parents than straights. Or, at least, dress their kids in cooler duds. [NY Times]