• Remember our post on WGAY-TV's disheartened former employee? Remember our tipster, Addison. Well, his full name is Addison Phillips and - surprise! - he has a blog, too. [Addison Phillips]

• If there's one thing Patrick Wilson loves, it's fucking his woman on a washing machine. And showing his butt. [!! omg blog !!]

• As South African President Thabo Mbeki prepares to sign the same-sex marriage bill, people schedule their long-awaited weddings. [SABC News]

• The kids over at Best Week Ever want you to caption a picture of Paris Hilton and Sean Preston Federline. We have a question, rather than a suggestion: how do you make a dead baby? [Best Week Ever]

• While we're on the subject of questions: Did Argentina ask the Bush twins to leave for security issues? Are we the only people who forgot the Bush twins exist? [ABC News]

• If there's one place we wouldn't want to be, it's between two lesbian mothers fighting over their four-year old daughter. Nor, it seems, would Virginia: they've just handed the case over to Vermont. And that's a fact, Jack. [365 Gay]