• A right-wing nut named Jim Rutz job claims soy makes people gay. Hmmm, we're not sure about that, but we are sure he's an asshole. [WorldNetDaily]

• Some Israeli feminists are protesting a lesbian strip show. One protester says, "Women who do his for a living are not in a situation in which they can decide for themselves whether they should strip or go to law school". Because no one in the history of the world has ever done both. Ever. [Ynet News]

• Scientists are working on a gel that releases retrovirals when exposed to semen. This so-called "molecular condom" may be able to protect against HIV. Um, we think we'll use a good old fashioned rubber, thanks. [Scientific America]

• Mark Simpson's "sporno" has been named one off 2006's ideas of the year by The New York Times. First "metrosexual," now "sporno" - Simpson's gonna have an entire fucking dictionary when he's done with it all. [Mark Simpson]

• A religious watch-dog group has accused top-ranking army officials of proselytizing recruits with Evangelical doctrine. Um, duh. [Yahoo! News]

• Lindsay Lohan's been sober for a week. Yeah, that's about all you need to know. [Star Magazine]