• Those kids over at Best Week Ever have the biggest hard-on for Pope Benedict XVI's alleged boyfriend, Monsignor Georg Gänswein. And when we say "the biggest", we mean it would choke even the biggest pig bottom. Yeah, that's big. [BWE]

• Reviving an old debate, a Democratic Oregonian Governor-elect Ted Kulongoski-endorsed task force has recommended the state allow civil unions. Haha, Republicans, try to veto that shit now, motherfuckers. [365 Gay]

• Barbara Walters remains diplomatic on the Rosie O'Donnell/Donald Trump throw-down. A wise woman, that Babs. A wise woman, indeed... [Star]

• Even the judicial system think's Anna Nicole Smith's a lying slag - she's been ordered to allow a paternity to test to determine if "hubbie" Howard Stern or ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead can call themselves the proud father. [Detroit Free Press]

• New Yorkers already know that terrorists could blow-up the train system. We really didn't need a reminder. [CBS]

• Mitt Romney's one step closer to announcing his candidacy for president. Kind of shitty news for this festive holiday, but it's not always pretty. And neither's the prospect of that scum bag running our country. Good thing he doesn't seem to have much of a chance. [Forbes]