• So, Eliot from Fast Hugs has a crush on Jim Halpert: John Krasinski's character from The Office. He's asked us to put out a call for any gay men who fit the description: dead-end job, a complete coward and fictional. Sounds like a dream...

• Kenneth of kenneth in the (212) fame needs to get his mind out of the gutter. How do we know? He's getting his kicks from TJ Maxx, that's how.

• Ben Gannon, legendary producer of The Boy From Oz, has succumbed to cancer, The Age reports. He was a measly 54 years of age. No jokes here.

• Queer artist Mike "Mikiki" Hickey uses his craft to comment on the world of internet sex. His first order of business: get a fake tan, according to The Montreal Mirror.

• New York Magazine reports that despite favorable reviews and seemingly endless press, Broadway's The Little Dog Laughed will close in February. For some reason, we don't think it's laughing.

• From Chicago Sun-Times: Chicago's finest have finally ruled that the six-person shooting is not is not a hate crime. It's just good old fashion blood-letting. Phew, what a relief!