• Some pranksters have been sending "urgent" text messages telling people to call a UK gay and lesbian hotline, thus tying up their precious gay resources. Those sneaks!

• Speaking of sneaks, Scooter Libby's lawyer alleges the Bush Administration set him to take the fall for that whole Valerie Plame/CIA leak.

• The hearing against gay Rev. Bradley Schmeling - the Lutheran reverend asked to step down for having a gay partner" - just ended in Atlanta. Officials hope to issue a decision in about two weeks. We're itching with anticipation. Oh, wait, that's no anticipation. Ew, what is that...oh...oh no...

• A group of Minnesota parents have made good on promises and are raising hell over GLSEN's No Name-Calling Week. Sure, they're not down with name-calling, but they are against fags.

• Can't get enough of somewhat notable gay actor Jason Stuart? Well, watch this video from ten years ago. It's somewhat funny. No mention of Alejandro Rey, unfortunately.

• "...All the surveys say that evangelicals have the best sex life of any other group," says disgraced Evan. pastor Ted Haggard in Alexandra Pelosi's new documentary, Friends of God.