• How could a director avoid gay cliches with a movie named Tan Lines? In the end, surfer-skateboarder fawning audiences probably won't mind. [After Elton]

• Matthew McConaughey has a new mystery lady — and Jake and Lance are miffed. [MollyGood]

• Sure, Tabloid Wars might not have Kathy Griffin's personality, but it's got all the drama you'd expect from a Bravo reality series. [Slate]

• Not content with reading all your fashion news in Bazaar and Women's Wear? The Wall Street Journal would like to be your alternative. [WSJ]

• It doesn't really matter what your profession is — there's a Bravo show out there for you. [Cynopsis]