• Gay haters in Massachusetts might have tricked people into signing a ballot initiative that would ban both same-sex marriage AND civil unions by having them first sign another allowing for wine sales in liquor stores. Just goes to show how much people love their booze.

• Ford continues to treat queers like a hot potato by deciding not to sponsor any more gay events.

• Since he's already spoken for, Giselle Bundchen says she simply classifies Tom Brady as gay. So what would that make the newly single Kenny Chesney?

• Logo is developing a gay dating show, which we suspect will probably end up being more Blind Date than Love Connection. (last item)

• Cancer has claimed a gay man just one day after a civil union ceremony with his partner.

• Wish you could see Governor Schwarzenegger unabashedly dry hump a Brazilian dancer and talk candidly about his appreciation for the female rump? Well today's your lucky day.