• If nothing else, Britain's Masturbate-a-thon will raise cash for a HIV charity. And cause chaffing. [Reuters]

• Was the best thing in gay TV the one show you'll never see? ABC's neglected Elton John project might have shown much promise, but Americans will never find out. [After Elton]

• Hezbollah rockets can't keep a group of gays down. [TCV News]

• Britain will host the world's first gay auto show — and, smartly, high-end automakers are lining up to take part. [Pocket Lint]

• The Boy From Oz arrives in Australia, sans the gay kiss Hugh Jackman enjoyed during every performance. [Towleroad]

• The rainbow flag that caused an uproar in a small Kansas town will remain waving at the B&B, where it doesn't so much stand for "gay pride" as it does "we liked the gift from our 12-year-old son." [Advocate]

• Reichen Lehmkuhl wasn't Lance Bass first boyfriend (and he certainly won't be the last). [Just Jared]