• Vancouver's first gay hotel, Farenheit, does more than cater to the man-on-man market: It offers a clothing-optional floor for guests who choose to walk to the ice machine in the nude. [Hotel Chatter]

• The gays came out in droves to audition to be one of Joan Rivers' three co-hosts for her new Bravo show, including Queerty's own Bradford Shellhammer. [NYO]

• Another day, another African nation with a poor gay rights record. This time it's Uganda, criticized by the International Gay and Lesbian Human Rights Commission for banning gay marriage — though the the nation's minister of ethics and integrity says the law (to quote the article) "does not discriminate against gay people but at the same time does not encourage." Meanwhile, sodomy remains punishable by life in prison [All Africa]

• To help "celebrate" a year of increased ousting of gays from the military, some queers got together in Roseville, Minnesota, for a sit-in at an Army recruitment office. Photo evidence included. [EAS]

• Cracked, relaunched. [Cracked]

• As much as you love Google, they'd prefer you stop using it as a verb. Actually, they love that you use it as a verb, but their trademark lawyers do not. [Jossip]

• Happy birthday, Madonna. With a new year comes a new image, no? [PITNB]