• Barra Magazine, the first Arabic gay magazine, has been published. Bush’s camp will be labeling it terrorist reading material any day now.

• A cross-dresser is protesting his being denied into the priesthood. Girl, please rethink this. Haven’t you seen the hideous black robes you’re forced to wear?

• We can think of a few people (um, Jake Gyllenhaal), we would liked to see get x-rayed with these newfangled machines.

• Q Television is debuting a new gay debate show. Just what we need. A bunch of queens talking over one another.

• Sing along to the trailer before Rent is unleashed next month!