



• Larry Birkhead has passed the test. The DNA test, that is, meaning he's officially Dannielynn Smith's baby daddy. His trouble's aren't over, though: Anna Nicole's mama may contest custody. Hasn't this child been through enough?
• Kabaddi: the gayest non-gay sport ever. Well, only for Westerners.
• Gays and anti-gays converge at Oregon's House to fight for gay marriage and against gay marriage, respectively.
• Girls Transsexual Twins on film!
• Gays are taking over straight bars! Social experiment or end of the world? You be the judge. No seriously, ABC literally has a poll: "Should Gay Patrons Go To Straight Bars?" Tomorrow: "Should blacks and whites drink from the same water fountain?"
• First Elizabeth Hurley and new hubby Arun Nayar get disowned by his grumpy parents, now they may face jail time? Some honeymoon...
• Free oxygen's for chumps. You should totally start spending your hard earned dough on bottled oxygen. Now that's fresh.
See a satirical tongue-in-cheek visual titled, "Anna Nicole's Sugar Baby Has A Daddy"...here:
www.thoughttheater.com
Must be a slow news day for abc.com to respond to a press release and cover such a ridiculous group. I "infiltrate" str8 bars all the time when I want a drink. I'm not going to make a political statement. I'm going because I want a drink.
Shouldn't these "activists" be directing their energy into a real cause instead of "guerilla actions" against "straight bars"?