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— Fri, May 18, 2007 —
Happy Endings: The Day George Michael Admitted The Truth
"We knew all along!" Sez World

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• Just weeks before he's to be sentenced for driving under the influence, British pop star George Michael has admitted he's addicted to drugs, but once again took some time to praise pot:

[My arrest] involves prescribed drugs and it involves a dependency on them and the tendency to chase one drug with another because of side effects.
...
We could sit here with any number of policemen and doctors and they would all tell you if everybody who had a dependence on alcohol changed their mind and had a dependence on weed, the world would be a much easier place to live in.
We weep at your eloquence, dude...

• Warsaw mayor Hanna Gronkiewicz Walz took a stand against the homophobic government and said the town's Gay Pride will go on! We wonder what President Lech Kaczyński will have to say. Probably something in Polish. And not pleasant.

Julie Enzer has something to say, "Gay Pride is not just poppers and blowjobs!" Only Enzer's version's a little longer. And persuasive.

Anne Heche's soon-to-be ex-husband alleges the actress "has at times exhibited bizarre and delusional behavior". He obviously missed that whole alien abduction thing...

Pam Anderson pissed off some paparazzi in Cannes. Apparently they were upset her tits showed up late for the red carpet and bounced away before striking properly perky poses. Poor paparazzi...

• It's just like the 400-pound gorilla in the room, only it's a 400-pound gorilla on the loose! A witness remarked, "Everyone was in panic, running away, screaming, wailing, screaming kids running around, I don't know what all, kids without parents—it was a total drama." Kids without parents and a 400-pound gorilla? That's not drama. That's some shit....

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Comments


No. 1
Andrew says:

Mayor Walz of Warsaw deserves no praise... she gave in to a European Court ruling. Her statement stops just short of saying that she doesn't think homos will pollute the general population through one parade.

May 19, 2007 1:58 AM
No. 2
botay says:

I don't know which is more offenseive, that:

a) only females models were used to jerk off the dicks
or
b) only fucking *dildoes* were used instead of REAL LIVE COCKS!!

give me a break. we need real cocks to learn how to give a good hand job.

May 19, 2007 2:17 AM
No. 3
Qjersey says:

By George he got it right.

If we could only get the alcoholics to get stoned instead...the world really would be a better place.

NO more alcohol fueled rages and violence! Just "I'm so pissed at you...uh forgot why. Toke?"

May 19, 2007 1:00 PM
No. 4
Ash says:

You're right, it was really offensive that only female models were used. Especially since the only people watching the videos would be people interested in jerking off men, not straight men or lesbians, so the bouncing boobs in the background were just unnecessary. I guess it's a perfect video for bisexuals. I personally quite enjoyed the bouncing breasts; I watched a bunch of the videos out of curiosity...wow, penises are weird.

May 19, 2007 1:50 PM
No. 5
nystudman says:

Enzer doesn't metnion poppers & lube. What she does do is trot out the usual tropes about gay pride. I especially love people like her sayign we should get rid of corporate sponsors, there are enough private donors, etc.

I wonder if she's ever tried to raise money for a huge event like this? I'm all for un-corporatizing the gay world. But all dollars are green, regardless of whose pocket they came from.

May 19, 2007 2:18 PM
No. 6
dan says:

handjobs.
best. website. ever.
at least for today...

May 20, 2007 11:24 AM
No. 7
dan says:

handjobs.
best. website. ever.
at least for today...

May 20, 2007 11:24 AM
No. 8
Jamel Brown says:

I wanted to know if there was one place where there was a large selection of gay Films

May 20, 2007 4:14 PM

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