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Jossip Initiatives
• Slowly but surely, Madonna's becoming a woman.
• The Jewish Theological Seminary has decided to admit queers. Why can't all religions be so cool?
• A group of techie jokesters hacked Republican presidential hopeful John McCain's MySpace and declared, "Today I announce that I have reversed my position and come out in full support of gay marriage…particularly marriage between two passionate females." This, of course, makes one think of McCain masturbating which leads to severe psychological scarring. Thanks, guys...
• Democratic Representative Barney Frank of Massachusetts on gay marriage: "After a couple years, the average heterosexual person forgets gay marriage is there."
• A church security guard apparently pulled a gun on someone trying to take pictures of Britney Spears. Um, church security guards carry guns?
• Greg Scarnici makes a better looking Fergie than Fergie herself.
• Former American Family Association Attorney Joe R Murray on homophobia: "The gay issue is a human issue, and thus I strongly believe that it must be approached with concern and compassion. Furthermore, the individuals engaging in the debate must recognized that behind the theories there are real life human beings that are made in the image of the Creator." We just shat our pants. In a good way, of course...
• Gay performer Charles Knipp aka Shirley Q. Liquor is apparently "not a racist".
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So now Knipp is on the vanguard of race relations?!?!?!?!? What a freaking bag of wind.
I inadvertently saw a portion of one of Knipp's performances a couple of years ago where he was performing Shirley Liquor and I have to agree with RuPaul, although a broad caricature, it was not meanspirited or racist, ill-advised is more like it. I didn't stay to watch because it's a bugaboo of mine (whites playing black caricatures, straights playing gay caricatures, straight TV & Sports-star guys calling people faggots and not getting fired, et al), I can't get over the unease of the inappropriateness to find the humor - but that's me. I feel much more strongly about censorship and the first amendment.
There is too much affection for all of the characters I saw Knipp perform to find it meanspirited. I'm just bettin' Jasmyne Cannick hasn't even seen the show...
Can't wait to see the Madonna H&M billboard completed!
Oh I went down South for to see my Sal,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
For my Sal she was a spunky gal.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus:
Fare thee well, fare thee well, fare thee well my fairy Fay,
For I'm off to Lou'siana for to see my Susy Anna
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh my Sally was such a maiden fair,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
With her curly eyes and her laughing hair.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh a grasshopper sat on a railroad track
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
Was a-pickin' his teeth with a carpet tack.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh I went to bed but it weren't no use
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
'Cause my feet stuck out for a chicken's roost.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
From behind the barn, down upon my knees
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
I could swear I heard that ol' chicken sneeze.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
An' he sneezed so hard with the 'hoopin' cough
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
That he sneezed his head an' his tail right off
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh I went down South for to see my Sal,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
For my Sal she was a spunky gal.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus:
Fare thee well, fare thee well, fare thee well my fairy Fay,
For I'm off to Lou'siana for to see my Susy Anna
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh my Sally was such a maiden fair,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
With her curly eyes and her laughing hair.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh a grasshopper sat on a railroad track
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
Was a-pickin' his teeth with a carpet tack.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh I went to bed but it weren't no use
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
'Cause my feet stuck out for a chicken's roost.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
From behind the barn, down upon my knees
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
I could swear I heard that ol' chicken sneeze.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
An' he sneezed so hard with the 'hoopin' cough
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
That he sneezed his head an' his tail right off
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh I went down South for to see my Sal,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
For my Sal she was a spunky gal.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus:
Fare thee well, fare thee well, fare thee well my fairy Fay,
For I'm off to Lou'siana for to see my Susy Anna
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh my Sally was such a maiden fair,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
With her curly eyes and her laughing hair.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh a grasshopper sat on a railroad track
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
Was a-pickin' his teeth with a carpet tack.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh I went to bed but it weren't no use
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
'Cause my feet stuck out for a chicken's roost.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
From behind the barn, down upon my knees
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
I could swear I heard that ol' chicken sneeze.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
An' he sneezed so hard with the 'hoopin' cough
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
That he sneezed his head an' his tail right off
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh I went down South for to see my Sal,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
For my Sal she was a spunky gal.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus:
Fare thee well, fare thee well, fare thee well my fairy Fay,
For I'm off to Lou'siana for to see my Susy Anna
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh my Sally was such a maiden fair,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
With her curly eyes and her laughing hair.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh a grasshopper sat on a railroad track
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
Was a-pickin' his teeth with a carpet tack.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh I went to bed but it weren't no use
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
'Cause my feet stuck out for a chicken's roost.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
From behind the barn, down upon my knees
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
I could swear I heard that ol' chicken sneeze.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
An' he sneezed so hard with the 'hoopin' cough
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
That he sneezed his head an' his tail right off
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh I went down South for to see my Sal,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
For my Sal she was a spunky gal.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus:
Fare thee well, fare thee well, fare thee well my fairy Fay,
For I'm off to Lou'siana for to see my Susy Anna
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh my Sally was such a maiden fair,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
With her curly eyes and her laughing hair.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh a grasshopper sat on a railroad track
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
Was a-pickin' his teeth with a carpet tack.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh I went to bed but it weren't no use
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
'Cause my feet stuck out for a chicken's roost.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
From behind the barn, down upon my knees
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
I could swear I heard that ol' chicken sneeze.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
An' he sneezed so hard with the 'hoopin' cough
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
That he sneezed his head an' his tail right off
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh I went down South for to see my Sal,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
For my Sal she was a spunky gal.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus:
Fare thee well, fare thee well, fare thee well my fairy Fay,
For I'm off to Lou'siana for to see my Susy Anna
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh my Sally was such a maiden fair,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
With her curly eyes and her laughing hair.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh a grasshopper sat on a railroad track
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
Was a-pickin' his teeth with a carpet tack.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh I went to bed but it weren't no use
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
'Cause my feet stuck out for a chicken's roost.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
From behind the barn, down upon my knees
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
I could swear I heard that ol' chicken sneeze.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
An' he sneezed so hard with the 'hoopin' cough
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
That he sneezed his head an' his tail right off
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh I went down South for to see my Sal,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
For my Sal she was a spunky gal.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus:
Fare thee well, fare thee well, fare thee well my fairy Fay,
For I'm off to Lou'siana for to see my Susy Anna
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh my Sally was such a maiden fair,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
With her curly eyes and her laughing hair.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh a grasshopper sat on a railroad track
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
Was a-pickin' his teeth with a carpet tack.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh I went to bed but it weren't no use
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
'Cause my feet stuck out for a chicken's roost.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
From behind the barn, down upon my knees
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
I could swear I heard that ol' chicken sneeze.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
An' he sneezed so hard with the 'hoopin' cough
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
That he sneezed his head an' his tail right off
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh I went down South for to see my Sal,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
For my Sal she was a spunky gal.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus:
Fare thee well, fare thee well, fare thee well my fairy Fay,
For I'm off to Lou'siana for to see my Susy Anna
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh my Sally was such a maiden fair,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
With her curly eyes and her laughing hair.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh a grasshopper sat on a railroad track
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
Was a-pickin' his teeth with a carpet tack.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh I went to bed but it weren't no use
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
'Cause my feet stuck out for a chicken's roost.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
From behind the barn, down upon my knees
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
I could swear I heard that ol' chicken sneeze.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
An' he sneezed so hard with the 'hoopin' cough
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
That he sneezed his head an' his tail right off
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh I went down South for to see my Sal,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
For my Sal she was a spunky gal.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus:
Fare thee well, fare thee well, fare thee well my fairy Fay,
For I'm off to Lou'siana for to see my Susy Anna
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh my Sally was such a maiden fair,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
With her curly eyes and her laughing hair.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh a grasshopper sat on a railroad track
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
Was a-pickin' his teeth with a carpet tack.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh I went to bed but it weren't no use
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
'Cause my feet stuck out for a chicken's roost.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
From behind the barn, down upon my knees
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
I could swear I heard that ol' chicken sneeze.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
An' he sneezed so hard with the 'hoopin' cough
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
That he sneezed his head an' his tail right off
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh I went down South for to see my Sal,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
For my Sal she was a spunky gal.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus:
Fare thee well, fare thee well, fare thee well my fairy Fay,
For I'm off to Lou'siana for to see my Susy Anna
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh my Sally was such a maiden fair,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
With her curly eyes and her laughing hair.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh a grasshopper sat on a railroad track
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
Was a-pickin' his teeth with a carpet tack.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh I went to bed but it weren't no use
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
'Cause my feet stuck out for a chicken's roost.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
From behind the barn, down upon my knees
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
I could swear I heard that ol' chicken sneeze.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
An' he sneezed so hard with the 'hoopin' cough
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
That he sneezed his head an' his tail right off
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh I went down South for to see my Sal,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
For my Sal she was a spunky gal.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus:
Fare thee well, fare thee well, fare thee well my fairy Fay,
For I'm off to Lou'siana for to see my Susy Anna
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh my Sally was such a maiden fair,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
With her curly eyes and her laughing hair.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh a grasshopper sat on a railroad track
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
Was a-pickin' his teeth with a carpet tack.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh I went to bed but it weren't no use
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
'Cause my feet stuck out for a chicken's roost.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
From behind the barn, down upon my knees
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
I could swear I heard that ol' chicken sneeze.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
An' he sneezed so hard with the 'hoopin' cough
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
That he sneezed his head an' his tail right off
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh I went down South for to see my Sal,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
For my Sal she was a spunky gal.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus:
Fare thee well, fare thee well, fare thee well my fairy Fay,
For I'm off to Lou'siana for to see my Susy Anna
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh my Sally was such a maiden fair,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
With her curly eyes and her laughing hair.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh a grasshopper sat on a railroad track
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
Was a-pickin' his teeth with a carpet tack.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh I went to bed but it weren't no use
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
'Cause my feet stuck out for a chicken's roost.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
From behind the barn, down upon my knees
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
I could swear I heard that ol' chicken sneeze.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
An' he sneezed so hard with the 'hoopin' cough
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
That he sneezed his head an' his tail right off
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh I went down South for to see my Sal,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
For my Sal she was a spunky gal.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus:
Fare thee well, fare thee well, fare thee well my fairy Fay,
For I'm off to Lou'siana for to see my Susy Anna
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh my Sally was such a maiden fair,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
With her curly eyes and her laughing hair.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh a grasshopper sat on a railroad track
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
Was a-pickin' his teeth with a carpet tack.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh I went to bed but it weren't no use
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
'Cause my feet stuck out for a chicken's roost.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
From behind the barn, down upon my knees
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
I could swear I heard that ol' chicken sneeze.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
An' he sneezed so hard with the 'hoopin' cough
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
That he sneezed his head an' his tail right off
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh I went down South for to see my Sal,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
For my Sal she was a spunky gal.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus:
Fare thee well, fare thee well, fare thee well my fairy Fay,
For I'm off to Lou'siana for to see my Susy Anna
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh my Sally was such a maiden fair,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
With her curly eyes and her laughing hair.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh a grasshopper sat on a railroad track
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
Was a-pickin' his teeth with a carpet tack.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh I went to bed but it weren't no use
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
'Cause my feet stuck out for a chicken's roost.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
From behind the barn, down upon my knees
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
I could swear I heard that ol' chicken sneeze.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
An' he sneezed so hard with the 'hoopin' cough
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
That he sneezed his head an' his tail right off
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh I went down South for to see my Sal,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
For my Sal she was a spunky gal.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus:
Fare thee well, fare thee well, fare thee well my fairy Fay,
For I'm off to Lou'siana for to see my Susy Anna
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh my Sally was such a maiden fair,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
With her curly eyes and her laughing hair.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh a grasshopper sat on a railroad track
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
Was a-pickin' his teeth with a carpet tack.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh I went to bed but it weren't no use
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
'Cause my feet stuck out for a chicken's roost.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
From behind the barn, down upon my knees
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
I could swear I heard that ol' chicken sneeze.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
An' he sneezed so hard with the 'hoopin' cough
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
That he sneezed his head an' his tail right off
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh I went down South for to see my Sal,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
For my Sal she was a spunky gal.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus:
Fare thee well, fare thee well, fare thee well my fairy Fay,
For I'm off to Lou'siana for to see my Susy Anna
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh my Sally was such a maiden fair,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
With her curly eyes and her laughing hair.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh a grasshopper sat on a railroad track
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
Was a-pickin' his teeth with a carpet tack.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh I went to bed but it weren't no use
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
'Cause my feet stuck out for a chicken's roost.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
From behind the barn, down upon my knees
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
I could swear I heard that ol' chicken sneeze.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
An' he sneezed so hard with the 'hoopin' cough
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
That he sneezed his head an' his tail right off
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh I went down South for to see my Sal,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
For my Sal she was a spunky gal.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus:
Fare thee well, fare thee well, fare thee well my fairy Fay,
For I'm off to Lou'siana for to see my Susy Anna
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh my Sally was such a maiden fair,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
With her curly eyes and her laughing hair.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh a grasshopper sat on a railroad track
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
Was a-pickin' his teeth with a carpet tack.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh I went to bed but it weren't no use
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
'Cause my feet stuck out for a chicken's roost.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
From behind the barn, down upon my knees
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
I could swear I heard that ol' chicken sneeze.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
An' he sneezed so hard with the 'hoopin' cough
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
That he sneezed his head an' his tail right off
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh I went down South for to see my Sal,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
For my Sal she was a spunky gal.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus:
Fare thee well, fare thee well, fare thee well my fairy Fay,
For I'm off to Lou'siana for to see my Susy Anna
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Oh my Sally was such a maiden fair,
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
With her curly eyes and her laughing hair.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
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Oh a grasshopper sat on a railroad track
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
Was a-pickin' his teeth with a carpet tack.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh I went to bed but it weren't no use
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
'Cause my feet stuck out for a chicken's roost.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
Chorus
From behind the barn, down upon my knees
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
I could swear I heard that ol' chicken sneeze.
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.
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An' he sneezed so hard with the 'hoopin' cough
Singin' Polly Wolly Doodle all the day,
That he sneezed his head an' his tail right off
Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day.