• Anna Nicole Smith's one-time designer, Bobby Trendy has once again proven that he's got the intellect of a four-year old girl and the ego of a male model. Too bad he doesn't look like one. Nor, sadly, does the Bratz doll he molded in his horrific image.

• If movie stars have an entourage, what do porn stars have? A Porntourage, of course.

• More non-gay gay fun with 300!

• Introduction the Thames Valley Gay Police Association! Mission: combat homophobia, improve copper's homo-relations and fight queer injustice with a wooden club.

• Angelina Jolie's newest baby, Pax either looks like a little terror or a little prince, we can't tell.

• A group of Colorado gay activists are looking to combat the recent rise in anti-gay violence with a whole new day: Safe Day! We feel more secure already.

• Randy Boyd took Colts coach Tony Dungy's anti-gay remarks at last night's Indiana Family Institute dinner very personally. A taste: "Imagine being told by society (once again) that you and your dreams are worthless on one hand, and worth suppressing and destroying on the other." We'd say, if our dreams are so worthless, than why's everybody always picking on them. Then we'd say, "Oh, right, because they're douche bags."