• It's a miracle! We have tomorrow off. Yes, we know, it's going to be hard for you to go three whole days without our sparkling text. So, to tide you over, here's a little montage from everyone's favorite gay bank robber love story, Plata Quemada. Just pretend we're with you, readers. We'll be back before you know it...

• If you guys don't know rapper Tippy, you should. Seriously, because she's going to be big and it you follow this link, you can tell all your friends about her and look really cool. Not that you're not cool, but a little extra proof never hurts...

• Billy Packer's response to the "fag out" comment? No, he didn't in the gay sense. Yes, he'll continue saying it. No, he won't apologize. Yes, he's a douche bag. Okay, we added that last bit, but it's still true.

• George Michael's in Texas visiting boyfriend Kenny Goss' hometown. And, we're sure, get arrested for either smoking pot, driving recklessly or cottaging. Or, possibly, all three.

• Some nutter walked around the Milwaukee Art Museum for a few hours, removed his shirt, thus revealing numerous tattoos (including one of Koko the gorilla), took the Ottavio Vannini's "The Triumph of David" off the wall and started to kick it. Why did he get so violent with a $300,000 art classic? Because it "disturbed" him. And, as we mentioned, he's a total crazy man.

• More Soulforce arrests! This time three activists got nabbed at Bob Jones University.

• VHS is officially dead. (PS: Did you know VHS was still alive?)

• Whitney Houston won custody of her daughter. As if you're surprised.

• GLAAD released a statement on The Dog House/A Brief Smile scandal. Not surprisingly, they made no mention of our story. They may have forgotten us, but we'll never forget them.

• Speaking of forgetting - did you forget to come to the Queerty-sponsored (and Genre, too), Jimmy Im spun, eastern bloc-housed, Svedka-soaked Good Times last night? Well, see what you missed, after the jump...

The increasingly bearded Darrin had to get all them faggots drunk. Poor thing...

This picture's almost too much. Each of these boys are cute in their own little way, but taken together: it's like some sick plot to make us collapse in giggle fit. And it worked. We're all covered in dust and shit.

We think the kids on the right just wanted to be in a picture. What do you think?

What can we say about this picture that you're not already thinking?

If RJ and Ryan were to have a miracle baby, it would be so attractive that no one else on the planet would ever get laid. Don't look too long, you're be blinded by their beauty.

The photographer caught Matt Nasser and Andrew Belonsky off guard. If we didn't know better, we'd say Belonsky had just been sucking dick - he looks so satisfied and his lips are so...succulent. For his part, Belonsky thinks he looks like he's been punched in the face. One thing we can all agree on: Nasser's uber-precious.

We saw these boys sitting at the bar. We would have talked to them, but we got distracted by something. We don't know what, but there was definitely something...

There was so much dick there last night, even this chick got laid. Sadly, it was in the butt...

OMG! It's Jimmy Im and New Now Next editor John Polly. Holy shit!

Homeboy in the middle thinks you want his dick. And he's right. You want it more than anything in the whole world. If you're in NYC, make it your mission to get it. We hear he's totally easy. Okay, we didn't hear that, but you know those gays...