• We love how the people who make Spider Man's costumes act like they're job's so boring. Seriously, why are they so nonchalant about it. If we had those skills, we'd be all like, "What, motherfuckers? We've got the coolest job in the world, so you better have something good to say if you're going to come around here jabbering that jaw of yours." Then we'd make ourselves a hot costume and live our our Ass Licker! fantasies.

• Eeks! And sounds like we already have a super-villain to fight: parishioners from the Colorado Springs-based Grace Church and St. Stephen's Parish have broken off from the American Episcopalians and are aligning themselves with Peter Akinola and his baddies.

• No more modeling for Reichen. No, no. He's using that body to write a second book.

• We never thought Jonathan Zhang would top last week's rousing investigation of why you should wear underwear, but we were wrong. This week he takes on cheating - to which he readily admits. Yes, it's true, Zhang used to sneak around. But not anymore. He's all sorts of happy with his new man. The proof's in the pudding: "True, the never-ending temptation of the dirty SMSes and hot men at the clubs are still there, but I’ve found my perfect dish, and he tastes different everytime I eat him." We're never, ever sucking dick again.

• Gawker went to the Black Party and all they got was this lousy link. Oh, and a bitching case of crabs.

• Sarah Wheeler once lived as a lesbian. Now, she's fighting gay adoption rights. She's like the queer Benedict Arnold. Only a woman, so she'd be Bettina. Or Benedicta.

• Newsweek answered our prayers! They've compiled made our a list of America's top 50 Rabbis! And you know who's on there? Sharon Kleinbaum: Hebrew Homo activist extraordaire! Our hero:

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