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David Hauslaib
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Andrew Belonsky
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— Thu, Mar 29, 2007 —
Happy Endings: The Day We Needed A Little Help
Seriously...

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• Can someone please tell us what the fuck P. Diddy (or, for you traditionalist, Puff Daddy) is doing in this picture? It's either horribly violent or horribly sensual. Either way, it's horribly horrible.

• Good news from Nigeria: the anti-gay bill seems to be stalled in the lower House. Cross your faggy fingers!

!! omg !! Straight people in drag!

Atlanta's gay stars are way cooler than you. And more socially conscious. You better recognize.

• Ug, Victoria Beckham is such a copycat. Also, David has a girl's haircut.

Sarah Michelle Gellar in the new Batman?

• We have something in common with Keith Olbermann. We both think Michael Savage stinks as much as that horse shit he spouts.

• Those Soulforce riders just can't stay out of jail.

• Were you guys at the Jimmy Im spun, eastern bloc housed, Svedka soaked, Queerty sponsored Good Times last night? No? Check out some pics to see what you missed.

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Can you believe editor Andrew Belonsky actually showed up in a picture? Crazy. Don't worry, it didn't last - he dashed right after. Also, he definitely doesn't look as good as (L-R) RJ, Matt Nasser and Jimmy Im. Okay, maybe Jimmy, but it's a tough one.

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Some homos. We don't know their names, but we're glad they came...

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Sam and George just love Ginch Gonch underwear. Especially when it's around their ankles. Sluts.

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Isn't Ann pretty? Too bad those stinky boys, Sparber and Jimmy had to ruin all the fun. Oh, wait, she's totally boozing. Nevermind.

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Nick and unidentified (and totally cute) friend sat around all night. They should have asked us to dance. We would have accepted and shown them a thing or two. Alright, alright, we wouldn't have shown them shit, but we'd still dance with them.

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Barrett's all like, "Hey, it's my birthday, I'm gonna get nuts". Sebastian's all like, "Yeah, okay..."

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Holy shit, it's Zach Barnett! We haven't seen him since we interviewed him for The Totally Frightful Issue. Apparently Jimmy Im's been keep him locked up. And for good reason.

Comments


No. 1
nystudman says:

Whenever I see an ass that big, I think how big his/her poops must be. I can't help it. It's like rubbernecking a horrible accident on the turnpike. Hey, that picture wasn't taken at the Black Party, was it? cuz that would explain A Lot.

March 29, 2007 8:32 PM
No. 2
rob says:

I'm afraid I think along the same lines except it's more like, how the hell do they keep clean afterwards. That makes for a very deep crevice. Ok, I have to think of something pleasant on the drive home from work or I'll have unpleasant dreams.

March 29, 2007 9:02 PM
No. 3
Chris says:

I live in Atlanta. I only know two of the Atlanta "gay stars" and RC Searfoss and Will Wenke promote drug use at their parties and are users themselves. I should know, I've done drugs with them. Thank god I had the sense to get clean. They are not leaders in our community. Shame on Southern Voice for featuring them. The contribute to the growing meth problem in this city and the rising HIV rate.

March 29, 2007 9:11 PM
No. 4
Chaq says:

Ahahahaha! That photo of Puff is priceless!
It reminds me of when a little dog tries to mount a bigger one and it's just, you know, not happening.

March 29, 2007 9:20 PM
No. 5
nystudman says:

Chris - you sure they "promote" drug use at their parties, cuz I doubt it. Probably there is drug use, or maybe they even tolerate it. But promote it??? I'm glad you're clean but don't tar everyone with the same brush, OK? It's also libelous.

March 30, 2007 9:56 AM
No. 6
candi says:

wow, it scares me how quick some gay people are to ridicule other folks, when at the same time they look for acceptance, respect and non-judgement. i guess when it comes to someone who's overweight, it's anything goes.

so sad.

March 30, 2007 10:24 AM
No. 7
robert says:

oh, jimmy. can't you make a normal face in pictures? c'mon.

March 30, 2007 11:30 AM
No. 8
nystudman says:

Yo, candi, I make fun of macho guys, sissy guys, fatties, skinnies, chickens, trolls, businesspeoploe, bums -- i'm an equal-opportunity offender! Still come on - she's FAT! As Jane Austen said, what are we here for if not to make sport of our neighbors and be made sport of in our turn?

March 30, 2007 11:46 AM
No. 9
Evorgleb says:

I think Diddy is simply tryin to make it around that woman in that picture, lol

March 30, 2007 12:35 PM
No. 10
candi says:

Yo, nystudman, i guess i just hold myself to a different standard...not higher, or better, just different . As Henry James said, "Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. The third is to be kind."

March 30, 2007 8:36 PM
No. 11
solomon grundy says:

Is Andrew Belonsky the guy in the green pirates t-shirt? PHWOAR.

March 31, 2007 2:46 PM
No. 12
Will Wenke says:

Hey Chris,
You hide behind a vale of anonymity. You have a bone to pick? Talk to me directly instead of slandering my name! Thanks for the support nystudman, and I apologize that all of you had to read something written by someone so ignorant.
Best, Will Wenke
Will@ovahproductions.com

April 10, 2007 10:04 PM
No. 13
Will Wenke says:

Excuse the lack of spell-check... meant veil not vale.

:)

April 10, 2007 10:06 PM
No. 14
Joe Black says:

To Chris,

Firstly, you sound very bitter and unhappy with your life. Instead of making cheap attempts are ruining someone elses reputation, you should focus on getting and staying on the HIV meds.

FYI. For all those who don't know, CHRISTOPHER MUNDEN is HIV+ and for years has been visiting city to city having unprotected sex. The real question within all this, how does one live with themself knowing they have so much blood on their hands?

Chris, your efforts at this time should be placed in doing nothing but good deeds and living a healthy life.

I'll leave you with a thought.. think about your actions and the after effects before you do them.

May 15, 2007 9:05 PM

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