• P. Diddy confounded us yesterday, but this so-called "interracial men's masturbator" really makes us go, "Hmmmm?" As in, "Hmmm, is this more 'interracial', 'uneven pigmentation' or 'supremely disturbing'?"

• Why we shouldn't use the word "homosexual".

&bull Bill Donahue's shrieks got the Chocolate Christ show canceled.

• The Detroit police department may have ruled Andrew Anthos' death an accident, but the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force wants justice. And they're willing to pay $5,000 for it.

• Gay bloggers do stuff and shit.

• Sacha Baron Cohen's having a baby.

• International Homophobic Alliance away! (This is a job for Ass Licker!)

• Ann Coulter's face smeared with doo-doo? Sign us up!