


• Lance Armstrong's hosting of the ESPY Awards gave him carte blanche to harp on his two new BFFs Jake Gyllenhaal and Matthew McConaughey.
• When it comes to Don't Ask, Don't Tell, the radio might be a good place to start. [Spero]
• If you must masturbate to porn in the office, at least do it properly. [Best Gay Blogs]
• Congress' attempt to pass a bill banning same sex marriage fails 47 votes short of the two-thirds majority required, joining the Senate's efforts in the wastebin. [AP]
• If you're a cancer doc who identifies the wrong location of the malignant cells, your malpractice insurance better cover more than just negligence — but ruining your patient's sex life as well. [365Gay]
• Hopefully your coming out experience went better than this Tawainese fellow, whose parents drugged his coffee and dragged him to a psych ward after he told them he was gay. [Taiwan Headlines]
Just because Lance only has one ball does not give him a right to tell gay jokes. In fact, I think it gives him LESS of a right.
So Lance Armstrong can make dehumanizing fag jokes for cheap laughs in front of a bunch of jocks? Hilarious. Ha ha ha. He's my hero. Not.