With all the music festivals catering to the gay listener these days, we feel it our duty to expand our tastes to the broader edges of the audio arts spectrum. And we are currently obsessed with British (we think they're british) rock group Muse. Should you wish to indoctrinate yourelf into the church of the Muse--or even if you don't--you must watch this BRILLIANT overlay of their song "Time Is Running Out" to a re-cut of Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban, edited by someone named "Nausicaa." How would you come up with this correlation? Whatever, it totally works. Whoever you are, Nausicaa, we salute you. And to the rest of you: watch the video.

Last week's So Gay! wrap-up left off with this past year’s best coming out stories. Today we’ll cover the best in gay movies. We think you’ll recognize some films you forked over 10 bucks to see.

5. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Whether it’s their ability to relate to young Harry’s sense of isolation or his oversized magic wand, The Gays just love Harry Potter. Like the book series, the films are getting progressively darker as Harry himself matures into a man. Soon he'll be legal.

4. Rent. Musical numbers? Check. An AIDS storyline? Check. Director of first two Harry Potter films? Check. A Sex in the City connection? Check. That and more make this movie one big ol’ gay event.

3. TransAmerica. One of our favorite Desperate Housewives straps on a penis in order to portray a character who only wants to get it lopped off. Felicity Huffman is the pre-op tranny who finds out her long lost son is gay hustler. The only thing that would have made this any gayer would have been a cameo by Madge herself.

2. Capote. Phillip Seymor Hoffman turned in a sublime performance as Truman Capote, one full of nuances and all too accurate mannerisms of the famous writer. But let’s not forget Catherine Keener. Her portrayal of carpet muncher Harper Lee was an absolute scene-stealer.

Which brings us to the number one So Gay! Film of the year…

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• Madonna lost a plagiarism lawsuit in Belgium. Now that country's courts are freezing both sales and airplay of "Frozen." Of course this only means more publicity for her new album.

• Fag haven Key West is becoming gentrified. See? This is what happens when you open your anomalous door to the vanilla that is MTV.

• Sure Kanye West had the balls to speak out against homophobic rap lyrics, but how does he feel about being around queers? "I still wouldn't feel comfortable at a gay bar. I wouldn't go to a gay parade. I don't know if I'm in favor of gay marriage or not." We're not saying he's worried about appearing too soft. We're saying his PR people are worried about him appearing too soft.

• Good news and bad news. HIV rates in blacks go down but are up for gays overall.

• We know most of you will be throwing down your hard earned gay bucks for a peak at Harry Potter's broomstick this weekend. We definitely will.

• So that big gay Brazilian kiss never happened. And the gays in Brazil are so not happy. They are performing a kiss-a-thon in protest today. Yum, hot gay guys kissing in the streets. Someone take pictures!

• Patti Lupone, yes Evita and now Mrs. Lovett in Sweeney Todd, lets the world in on a secret. Drama club is for freaks and gays.

• Sweaty giant hairy testicles ran the New York Marathon yesterday. For a minute we thought it was Gay Pride.

• Madonna took Lourdes to the Harry Potter premiere in London on Sunday. We could care less about her. We had more important pictures to get excited over. Namely, the suddenly in puberty Mr. Daniel Radcliffe. We are calling it. In a few years Harry Potter is gonna be hot.

• Our WOW friends gather answers to the question “Why is Michael Musto important?” from a selection of the freaks and the famous. We are neither, so they did not ask us.

• Bradford was on Logo this weekend being interviewed. That was fun and next time we promise to give you a better head’s up.

You can’t imagine that a priest would get booted out of a school in the English countryside for calling Harry Potter straight, right? But the Reverend Graham Taylor did get thrown out on his ass from the Penair School in Truro, England for calling Harry gay.

We suspected a gay side to the Potter books the moment Will and Grace’s Karen said “I’ve recently gotten into those Harry Potter books. I always pretend to root for Gryffindors but secretly, I love my Slytherin boys.”

Reverend Taylor, already absolutely fabulous thanks to his book Shadowmancer, was shaken by his banishment. “It was a joke; a joke from Little Britain that the children would know. I didn’t set out to offend. I’m a priest and I’m very careful about not offending people.”

Little Britain is a comedy series with an oft-repeated line “He’s not the only gay in the village.” To join a network of homos gossiping about characters in Harry Potter, you can go here.

• The Vatican continues to make absoultely no sense. This time it's rumored they might allow gay priests after all. The caveat? Hard proof they've had no nookie for three years. We want to be the ones responsible for those tests.

• 50's film pretty boy Tab Hunter stops by NYC's Out Professionals Center this month for a chat about his prolific film career and what it was like to fuck Anthony Perkins.

• A British author was kicked out of a children's talk for calling Harry Potter "gay," something we've been saying for years.

• Though what we're really waiting for is the Colin Farrell sex tape to hit the internets, we must make do with Tom Sizemore and possibly the white trash couple of the Century, Kevin Federline and a pregnant Britney.

• We expect our lesbo cops to be nothing but "verbally aggressive."

• As everybody and their mother now knows, Tom Cruise captive Katie Holmes is with child. Glee! Little Scientologists!