We know it's hard, but try to think back to San Francisco's 2002 Gay Pride (yeah, they all sort of blend together into a rainbow tapestry of faggotry). If you were there, you may recall San Francisco Department of Public Health unveiled a new syphillis testing ad campaign. In said campaign, a cartoon penis by the oh-so-subtle name "Healthy Penis" made his Gayville debut, encouraging hordes of homo whores to get themselves tested for the big-S.

While some may have scoffed at the cartoon crusade, health officials credit Healthy Penis (HP if you're nasty) with sharply reducing syphilis infections in the Bay Area over the past three years.

Oh, Healthy Penis, we love you! Come play with us, Healthy Penis and we'll worship you like the dick head deity you are...

(PS: Are the penises meant to represent people, as if gay men are actually just walking dicks. If so, these people aren't just health conscious, they're social commentators. And astute, as well.)