• Hong Kong's Obscene Articles Tribunal ruled a lesbianic poem containing the line, "I'd like to pinch your thighs" too obscene for public display. It could have been worse. It could have said, "I want to lick your wet vagina until it swallows me whole." How's that for obscene?

• A Witeck-Combs Communications and Packaged Idea study claims gays will have at least $835 billion in disposable income by 2011. Approximately half will be spent on poppers and blow jobs.

• We wonder if any of those blow jobs will involve the new New York City condoms? They're just like regular condoms only New York-ier. Or something.

• You guys worked hard today. Why not take a look at some more naked footage from Big Brother Brazil?

• Big Brother Brazil may not censor hineys, but an American Airline employee censored the word "homosexual" from The Queen. (Oh, and God, too.)

• Those scamps at The Baptist Press have taken aim at Ford for advertising in fag-mags like Out. Shit, if they didn't have the gays, they'd be belly-up by now.

• Can't wait to know what you'll want to wear next fall? Head over to Men's Style and take a look at the collection's from Milan. Sure, you can't afford anything, but a girl's gotta dream...

• Speaking of fashion week, boy hungry boys (and girls) may be interested in taking a gander at Made in Brazil's backstage coverage of Rio fashion week.

• Catholics and other anti-gay religious types are not exemhttp://www.queerty.com/mt/mt-static/images/formatting-icons/bold.gif
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• A surprising number of gay men find rapid HIV testing in social venues to be "inappropriate". Not as inappropriate as ignorance...

• Meanwhile, Hong Kong's Broadcasting Authority's found a documentary on gay marriage to be inappropriate viewing material.

• Former Survivor contestant, came out, meaning you just got yourself another masturbatory fantasy. Work it out...

• Joe from The Cup of Joe likes to imagine the Super Bowl as a face-off between the boys of A Bear's Life and Colt. He describes it as "the kind of Super Bowl where everybody wins, especially the viewing public". Indeed.

• Being a tranny's tough business, especially when Maryland correctional officers can't figure out where you should be jailed for faking your death.

• A note to all British gays trying to get married in Hong Kong. "You're in China now, bitch! No marriage for you." [IHT]

• A trannie who served in the Navy during Operation Desert Shield is running for Congress in Missouri as a Republican. Midge Potts is running low on cash, but not on opinions, and we love her. [Columbia Daily Tribune]

• Sen. John McCain is definitely voting against the Federal Marriage Amendment, but supports outlawing samesex marriage in his home state of Arizona. Dammit, he's a federalist not a homo-lover! [Arizona Republic]

• Gays do not have to sit at the back of the bus in D.C., even if the homophobic bus driver tells them to. [Washington Blade]

• We're scratching our heads on this one. So gay guys in Hong Kong under 21 who are caught having sex go straight to the slammer? Isn't that sort of like handing a lush the keys to the liquor cabinet?

• Paris and Nicole are looking for a few good lesbos. (via Defamer)

• Upstate New York television sets just got a whole lot gayer.

• Madge sings about Kabbalah on her new album. The song's titled "Isaac," not "Esther."

• R.I.P. Leo Sternbach, creator of Valium and the man responsible for sending countless celebrities to the Betty Ford Clinic. Somewhere Liza Minnelli is lighting a candle. (Thanks, Thomas)